I worked at the start of my day a couple months back as a kidney stone was passing... extreme building pain that became incapacitating over two hours. So I excused myself to drive myself to hospital, and 7 hours later the staff scanned me and said it just passed from the kidney to the start of the bladder. They gave me a certificate for three days. I turned up the next night for work, and after a few hours notified me that the fine print said I MUST have 3 days off. So they bid me adieu and I drove back to the hospital, explained my case, and a super hot receptionist found another doctor to issue a new certificate, which I immediately brought back to work for my superiors. They were like HOW