Cookius Monstarius
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- Emperor of Wome
im should be I'm and no full stop. Any other questions will have to wait till tomorrow you illiterate savage.
Things we see in upper boards but cant be honest
- Thread starter Fredricka
- Start date
That's not spelling mistakes, it's lack of punctuation. Cookie, how do you have the brass neck to lecture me on spelling? YOU of all people
Reggie_Essent
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- Chicagoland
You should have Cookie over and make him some pasties.
He'd want all kinds on wrong things in his pasty, I won't do it
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- 8,297
This cooking thread is serious business, dont mess about with anything food , it always has repercussions..
Yup probably responding to a dated post , I could be fucked
Yup probably responding to a dated post , I could be fucked
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- 8,297
That still requires trust in ingredients so theyd just sit there staring judgingly at each other
The back of your Bohemian donkey wagon?
I see no mention of flaps, you must still be suffering. I might prefer suffering frood posts actually
The wagon can fly when you take your pants off....
Hmmm, there he is :/
Cookius Monstarius
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And shes of!!! Obsesive stalker starts misusing my name before 8am.
Whats the matter did you wet the bed?
What's with this guy? I give him so much free cheese and he's just rude in return. I'll do another overnight cheese mongering tonight if you like?
Cookius Monstarius
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- Emperor of Wome
Dodgy takeaway.I just saw cookie has food poisoning, I told you his cooking was shit
So did you shit the bed this morning? Up before ten?
Look at crookie monstalkius trying to get my daily schedule. People of the forum, please be aware this is why this monster was in court recently, he has a thing for stalking lovely young ladies. You'll get yours soon crookie, send him down already
Cookius Monstarius
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- 1,273
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- Emperor of Wome
Be greatfull I put in a good word for you with BF otherwise you would be out on your ear like Dilf.
Dilf was here this morning, does anything you say ever add up? This is why you nicked half alticus' name, you're like the chuckleicus brothers
Cookius Monstarius
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- 1,273
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- Emperor of Wome
Dilf got a day pass for good behaviour.
We're having a meeting about your behaviour this afternoon, your crappy threads have been brought to our attention and we want better ones, or else
You desire better shit foisted upon your meaty shoulders and haunches?
Would a septic tank's worth suffice?
Is cookie your rapunzel that you'll save from the tower, how sweet
Well... his nose probably doesn't have big stringy flaps, but even if it did, can you imagine the logistics of trying to plait his big soccer match nose flaps into a hotel fire lifesaving device?
No furry much thank you!!!
I'd much prefer to lodge your gypsy haunches behind a dozen water coolers tied up in packing taps, then repel down the face (with my eyes closed and a G clamp on my noe.
How drunk were you when you wrote that mumbo jumbo? Put your coffee away , have a pint of water and get in your bivvy
Murdy
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- wishabitch woods
It’s like egg in a basket on steroids… way too heavy for breakfast imho. My Nan didn’t cook beans or anything that was standard ww2 rations.
I think it’s a waste of bangers tbh. I prefer Yorkshire for dinner with mash and roasted potatoes, my nan’s gravy that I make from scratch and peas with a spring of mint. Yumm!
