Things we see in upper boards but cant be honest

[Cookius Monstarius]

Point out the spelling mistakes please

im should be I'm and no full stop. Any other questions will have to wait till tomorrow you illiterate savage.

 

[Fredricka]

im should be I'm and no full stop. Any other questions will have to wait till tomorrow you illiterate savage.

That's not spelling mistakes, it's lack of punctuation. Cookie, how do you have the brass neck to lecture me on spelling? YOU of all people

 

[Fredricka]

I just saw crookie gave larry a very patronising thumbsup as if to say well done lil fella, you tried. It's sweet really

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I just saw crookie gave larry a very patronising thumbsup as if to say well done lil fella, you tried. It's sweet really

You should have Cookie over and make him some pasties.

 

[Fredricka]

You should have Cookie over and make him some pasties.

He'd want all kinds on wrong things in his pasty, I won't do it

 

[realgrimm]

This cooking thread is serious business, dont mess about with anything food , it always has repercussions..

Yup probably responding to a dated post , I could be fucked

 

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[realgrimm]

You should have Cookie over and make him some pasties.

That still requires trust in ingredients so theyd just sit there staring judgingly at each other

 

[Fredricka]

Plus I'd never let cookie in my house, he can sit on the doorstep like @Frood makes his poor brother do

 

[Frood]

Plus I'd never let cookie in my house, he can sit on the doorstep like @Frood makes his poor brother do

The back of your Bohemian donkey wagon?

 

[Fredricka]

The back of your Bohemian donkey wagon?

I see no mention of flaps, you must still be suffering. I might prefer suffering frood posts actually

 

[Frood]

I see no mention of flaps, you must still be suffering. I might prefer suffering frood posts actually

The wagon can fly when you take your pants off....

 

[Fredricka]

The wagon can fly when you take your pants off....

Hmmm, there he is :/

 

[Fredricka]

I just saw cookie ogling Lorraine Kelly's growler in the celebrity nudes thread, he might quiet for a bit now

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I just saw cookie ogling Lorraine Kelly's growler in the celebrity nudes thread, he might quiet for a bit now

And shes of!!! Obsesive stalker starts misusing my name before 8am.

Whats the matter did you wet the bed?

 

[Fredricka]

And shes of!!! Obsesive stalker starts misusing my name before 8am.

Whats the matter did you wet the bed? I did enjoy Lorraine Kelly's growler though

What's with this guy? I give him so much free cheese and he's just rude in return. I'll do another overnight cheese mongering tonight if you like?

 

[Fredricka]

Cookie waves his white flag, I give him a white feather

 

[Fredricka]

I just saw cookie has food poisoning, I told you his cooking was shit

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I just saw cookie has food poisoning, I told you his cooking was shit

Dodgy takeaway.

So did you shit the bed this morning? Up before ten?

 

[Fredricka]

Dodgy takeaway.

So did you shit the bed this morning? Up before ten?

Look at crookie monstalkius trying to get my daily schedule. People of the forum, please be aware this is why this monster was in court recently, he has a thing for stalking lovely young ladies. You'll get yours soon crookie, send him down already

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Look at crookie monstalkius trying to get my daily schedule. People of the forum, please be aware this is why this monster was in court recently, he has a thing for stalking lovely young ladies. You'll get yours soon crookie, send him down already

Be greatfull I put in a good word for you with BF otherwise you would be out on your ear like Dilf.

 

[Fredricka]

Be greatfull I put in a good word for you with BF otherwise you would be out on your ear like Dilf.

Dilf was here this morning, does anything you say ever add up? This is why you nicked half alticus' name, you're like the chuckleicus brothers

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Dilf was here this morning, does anything you say ever add up? This is why you nicked half alticus' name, you're like the chuckleicus brothers

Dilf got a day pass for good behaviour.

 

[Fredricka]

Dilf got a day pass for good behaviour.

We're having a meeting about your behaviour this afternoon, your crappy threads have been brought to our attention and we want better ones, or else

 

[Frood]

We're having a meeting about your behaviour this afternoon, your crappy threads have been brought to our attention and we want better ones, or else

You desire better shit foisted upon your meaty shoulders and haunches?

Would a septic tank's worth suffice?

 

[Fredricka]

You desire better shit foisted upon your meaty shoulders and haunches?

Would a septic tank's worth suffice?

Is cookie your rapunzel that you'll save from the tower, how sweet

 

[Frood]

Is cookie your rapunzel that you'll save from the tower, how sweet

Well... his nose probably doesn't have big stringy flaps, but even if it did, can you imagine the logistics of trying to plait his big soccer match nose flaps into a hotel fire lifesaving device?

No furry much thank you!!!

I'd much prefer to lodge your gypsy haunches behind a dozen water coolers tied up in packing taps, then repel down the face (with my eyes closed and a G clamp on my noe.

 

[Fredricka]

Well... his nose probably doesn't have big stringy flaps, but even if it did, can you imagine the logistics of trying to plait his big soccer match nose flaps into a hotel fire lifesaving device?

No furry much thank you!!!

I'd much prefer to lodge your gypsy haunches behind a dozen water coolers tied up in packing taps, then repel down the face (with my eyes closed and a G clamp on my noe.

How drunk were you when you wrote that mumbo jumbo? Put your coffee away , have a pint of water and get in your bivvy

 

[Murdy]

Well, it is kinda known that Brit food sucks balls. No offense, but I wouldn't wanna eat some of the shit you folks talk about. "Toad in the Hole"? That doesn't sound very appetizing.

It’s like egg in a basket on steroids… way too heavy for breakfast imho. My Nan didn’t cook beans or anything that was standard ww2 rations.

I think it’s a waste of bangers tbh. I prefer Yorkshire for dinner with mash and roasted potatoes, my nan’s gravy that I make from scratch and peas with a spring of mint. Yumm!

 

[Fredricka]

I think we're all in agreement here, never post your toad in the hole again cookie