Cookie's Story time No1.

Cookius Monstarius

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The No 1 is a threat there may be more. Anyway true story.


Years ago I was on a bus going somewhere, sitting next to the window at the back feeling bored. As we travelled towards a roundabout I looked out the window and at the end of a longish building there was a fucking Cookie Monster staring back at me. I took a double take, I thought I had fucking lost it, to much weed or something.

So on the return journey I was wide eyed and as sharp as a Gazelle, as we passed the building this time there was no Cookie Monster standing but for the first time I saw the sign along the side of the building. Fancy dress costumes for higher! Boy did I take a big breath of relief.

Although the moral of this story is if you think your crazy you may still be able to rationalise things. But you may be fucking crazy anyway. Who knows? The quote from the film No country for old men springs to mind, "Are you even aware how fucking crazy you are!".
 

Flynn

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The No 1 is a threat there may be more. Anyway true story.


Years ago I was on a bus going somewhere, sitting next to the window at the back feeling bored. As we travelled towards a roundabout I looked out the window and at the end of a longish building there was a fucking Cookie Monster staring back at me. I took a double take, I thought I had fucking lost it, to much weed or something.

So on the return journey I was wide eyed and as sharp as a Gazelle, as we passed the building this time there was no Cookie Monster standing but for the first time I saw the sign along the side of the building. Fancy dress costumes for higher! Boy did I take a big breath of relief.

Although the moral of this story is if you think your crazy you may still be able to rationalise things. But you may be fucking crazy anyway. Who knows? The quote from the film No country for old men springs to mind, "Are you even aware how fucking crazy you are!".

I think the real moral of the story is that I just lost 1 minute I will never ever get back, by reading something that crawled out of Cookie's elongated rectum.
 

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It’s was augmented surgically. When the fuck have you been? As I understand, it’s a beast. Why she did it, I’ll never know. Maybe for Herman
I guess I just don't think about fleas ass like you do
 

Fredricka

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Whens part 2 of this crap being posted? I love reading pointless nutty stories
 

Fredricka

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Hes waiting for something to happen in his life other than burnt sauasages. Seriously though, I can't wait for the next tripe, I really can't, it'll be so shit it's funny