My Wife Took a Few Pictures

The Prowler

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My wife walked our dog alone today because I was out getting an oil change and they were calling for rain around when I would get home.


She took these pictures in the forest in our neighbourhood.


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Of course you do, what better place to dispose of the trucker stop hookers you mirder
I tried storing the bodies in huge blue drums in my apartment but there's only so much room, and the smell was getting to me. I've got a million of those pine tree shaped air fresheners hanging all over the place and still, the stench lingers. Maybe I should've chosen the potpourri scent instead of pine. Hmmm....note to self: Change scents.
 
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I tried storing the bodies in huge blue drums in my apartment but there's only so much room, and the smell was getting to me. I've got a million of those pine tree shaped air fresheners hanging all over the place and still, the stench lingers. Maybe I should've chosen the potpourri scent instead of pine. Hmmm....note to self: Change scents.
New car is the way to go
 

Blandscape

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My wife walked our dog alone today because I was out getting an oil change and they were calling for rain around when I would get home.


She took these pictures in the forest in our neighbourhood.


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Please tell me you know the difference between a woodland walk with paths created by humans walking their dogs and a forest?

Tell us you at least understand that?
 

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Please tell me you know the difference between a woodland walk with paths created by humans walking their dogs and a forest?

Tell us you at least understand that?
Like there's a single copse of trees anywhere in Scotland where traitorous Campbells and cowardly Pictish lowlanders haven't sucked Sassanach cock.
 

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Why never any pics of your wife? You seem so proud of all your other pics regarding your fondness for cars, baseballs etc but not a picture of your wife. Hmm awfully strange you are afraid to post her picture. Or should I say his..?
 

Alticus

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Why never any pics of your wife? You seem so proud of all your other pics regarding your fondness for cars, baseballs etc but not a picture of your wife. Hmm awfully strange you are afraid to post her picture. Or should I say his..?
He's a lot more savvy than you give him credit for. He's a cock, but that doesn't make him stupid. I would never post an image of a loved one online either.
 

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Why never any pics of your wife? You seem so proud of all your other pics regarding your fondness for cars, baseballs etc but not a picture of your wife. Hmm awfully strange you are afraid to post her picture. Or should I say his..?
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