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My girlfriend is always kicking me out because she has allergies to the fire smell
 
Then I just wait for her to go shopping and I cut plywood in the basement
 
She needs me, do you k or I once jumped a guy with a knife robbing Walmart
 
First she yelled at me and then said she’s so lucky to have a beast of a fella
 
When I see people steal from the liquor shop I’ll follow them and take their bag of stolen loot :LOL3:
 
It’s not nice to steal from corner shops but corporations?? Fuck em