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Naturally. Must stink after a while
It Has Come To My Attention.
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Nature pooping is super clean. Drop, plop, and forget.
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Indeed DD. Your panties tell the tale. Just make sure you put your smoke out when your done
Buttholes smoke after pooping? Must be a pineapple thing....
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The one you take up your bung? Another reason for fresh panties
Never... I fought fires for a season and worked solo and remote for a few. Fire would be suicide.
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More lies? Like your life’s story
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I remember one time I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I was changing my tire when the urge to shit became overwhelming. There was a steep wooded hill right next to the road, so I went down the hill a bit - it was very steep - dropped my drawers and grabbed on to a sapling and let the shit spray out my asshole. Just as I finished crapping, the sapling snapped and I fell back onto the ground. My pants were around my ankles and my legs were spread wide and there was a huge pile of shit right between my thighs. I carefully got myself up and luckily didn't get any of the shit on me.
Thank God for small miracles.
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DDs every day experience
My life has been a rich tapestry of various unique experiences. Don't be jealous.
Lean your back up against a vehicle, machinery, or tree.... then squat down slightly. If diarrhea is suspected, remove your pants first and spread your feet wider.
Your creepy fascination with other posters' children is very telling.....
He has zero self awareness does he. I actually saw him having the nerve to ask someone today if they spoke and understood english
He accuses others of having a pineapple fetish also.... even after waxing lyrical about how much he loves a pineapple in him for years now.
Iggy McLulz
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Flynn is awesome, lots of fun. She's kinda like a spicy and unpredictable ginger cat.
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LOL more like the deranged crackhead that could either stab you just threaten to stab you.
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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I've known a lot of ginger cats, some of whom were a bit spicy.
None of them, not a single one, has used as many expletives as Flynn regularly does.
You're probably thinking of a honeybadger that's extra pissed because someone hosed it with orange paint.
None of them, not a single one, has used as many expletives as Flynn regularly does.
You're probably thinking of a honeybadger that's extra pissed because someone hosed it with orange paint.
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Up your greasy bum? I believe I’ll pass
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So, what do you do with these pineapples again?
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Eat them, you ignorant sap. As if they exist in Chicago. I swear Reggie They’re better than French fries
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I've had pineapples. I even got one of those corer thingies.
Oh wait! Is THAT what you do with pineapples? You fucking old lech.
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