Michigandertude: A thread about why we are the fun loving practical chosen people who will survive any zombie apocalypse.

We are civil, we are hygienic, we are adaptable.

1. Both Michigander men and women alike think nothing of pissing in the great outdoors, in the shower, down the bathtub or sink drain, in a Gatorade bottle on a long trip, on a front lawn near camouflaging shrubbery, when a traditional toilet or urinal is either occupied or gross.

2. We can make a delicious meal with either a can of tuna or Spam and jerky, potatoes, stolen corn, rice, pasta, or Sucker fish. We actually have or had a Suckerfest celebration to eat the nastiest of all fresh water fish (worse than even carp).

3. We can handle our liquor and beer is just frog's piss.... no reason to not drive (55 stay alive/drive between the lines or follow the two tracks in the snow).

4. Family is family is family.... unless an I-talian married into your family then eventually turned toxic after their spouses death or divorce. Ex I-talians are no longer family. They are not invited to the local berry patch for weekly bonfires where the adults drink Blatz, kids drink Verners, and we all eat burnt hotdogs and weird casseroles or crockpot dishes called "three meat stew " or "three bean and three bean stew".

5. Every Michigander by unwritten law is required to carry a 6 pack of toilet paper in their pickup truck, SUV, or bubble car along with folded up plastic shopping bags. A blanket or sleeping bag, tarp, Kentucky Fried Chicken moist towelettes, 6 Bic lighters or boxes of matches, 10 boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Fifth of Whiskey, and a box of Q-Tips. If they are caught without these things.... they're probably a Fudgie or recent transplant from Chicago.
Oh come on your a naturalised Aussie by now. You know a long sleeve shirt has attached serviettes and fresh flushed dunni water is good for cleaning your teeth in.
 
Pretty much all conservatives voted republican this past election. But not all who voted republican are conservative.
That's absurd. At least where the election for POTUS was concerned if you voted Trump you are radically conservative and there is no excuse for not knowing what he represents. That doesn't mean, of course that
voting for the Dem candidate would have been a good choice in my view...which I didn't.
If you voted Trump and at this point your conscience doesn't bother you, having seen all that is going on with him, then you are irreparably conservative. Jesus would weep. He was a Liberal hippie, btw. Do not disparage him.
 
OMG, as I wrote, the younguns these day would be considered/are retarded.

No, in no world are Liberals far right extremists. If a person is far right then they are not Liberal - it would defy the definition of the word.

Sorry to break this to you but the "younguns" are who is running the show now.

And YES, if you are liberal....truly liberal in the way our founders were, you are now a far right extremist.

I mean not you. But real ones are. You actually have stances that should have led you to vote Trump but you are too confused and stuck in the 1960s to understand that.
 
That's absurd. At least where the election for POTUS was concerned if you voted Trump you are radically conservative and there is no excuse for not knowing what he represents. That doesn't mean, of course that
voting for the Dem candidate would have been a good choice in my view...which I didn't.
If you voted Trump and at this point your conscience doesn't bother you, having seen all that is going on with him, then you are irreparably conservative. Jesus would weep. He was a Liberal hippie, btw. Do not disparage him.

Its not absurd at all. Its literally whats happening.

So what Harris policies do you think would have been a "good choice"? You dont understand what has happened to the politcal landscape, and thats okay.

But learn to listen because no matter how "absurd" you think it is, that is EXACTLY what has happened.

And learn what a conservative is ffs. And they are not nearly as formidable as you seem to think. Conservatives just want to live thier lives peacefully and not get taxed to death or be forced to participate in gay stuff.

Such raging contempt you have for the WRONG people.
 
I mean not you. But real ones are. You actually have stances that should have led you to vote Trump but you are too confused and stuck in the 1960s to understand that.
LoLz - Like? What views are those?
PS: Liberalism isn't mutable, madam. It is fundamentally, intrinsically unchanged philosophically, only circumstance change. You have "heard me say" that the modern Dem party are what I call the other conservatives. And they are, they have adopted an very selfish and self serving identity politics. In essence they are promoting division and a level of "individualism" which sets people at odds, and I mean to not even bother with their corporatism.
..but , enough about me, you tell me about me. You know better.
 
And learn what a conservative is
I know what a conservative is. I don't have to learn. It has nothing to do with parties or politics at it's root.
.You treat it only on the most mundane level. I'll leave that to you conservatives. That is your approach to everything.

I mean, you do like animals. I myself have never had a dog as an adult...only cats.

PS: Tick tock (20 minutes), Duhv must be making her tradman a sammich.
 
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LoLz - Like? What views are those?
PS: Liberalism isn't mutable, madam. It is fundamentally, intrinsically unchanged philosophically, only circumstance change. You have "heard me say" that the modern Dem party are what I call the other conservatives. And they are, they have adopted an very selfish and self serving identity politics. In essence they are promoting division and a level of "individualism" which sets people at odds, and I mean to not even bother with their corporatism.
..but , enough about me, you tell me about me. You know better.


^^^ despises rugged individualism. Typical libtard....
 
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Bucket, blade, hell.... I have even gouged out a shit ditch with a road roller or forestry mulcher on occasions.

Shitting is serious business.
Sounds like it requires a bit of time. The Principal of the Co, pays you to cover up your dukies ? I am pleased you cover it.
 
Sounds like it requires a bit of time. The Principal of the Co, pays you to cover up your dukies ? I am pleased you cover it.

Why wouldn't my boss of the time not want me to hide poops in protected non general public bush reserves? You do get that leftist governments hate any human presence or signs in these places except to keep the fire tracks passable for bush fire seasons? I'd literally have to drive in 20-50 miles through dozens of specially keyed locked gates, each way mind you, to even get to my work on the day... and I saw nobody.... had scant to no uhf reception or phone coverage from any network, no planes overhead... no people noise except that I was making...

If I left a poop or shred of toilet paper anywhere near these tracks, my boss would have lost all his contracts and accreditations... even a mandarin with seeds would do it.

Lefties are psychotic.
 
I know what a conservative is. I don't have to learn. It has nothing to do with parties or politics at it's root.
.You treat it only on the most mundane level. I'll leave that to you conservatives. That is your approach to everything.

I mean, you do like animals. I myself have never had a dog as an adult...only cats.

PS: Tick tock (20 minutes), Duhv must be making her tradman a sammich.

You DONT know what a conservative is.

If you think IM a conservative, you don't know what a conservative is, I promise you that lol
 
I bake and cook in my underwear and apron when its just me and my man at home lol.
Nice....

Some weekends when the family is away on a trip, I don't wear any clothes around the house and all I eat is barbecued steaks, chops, bacon, and whiskey.

And my Chevy doesn't shookashit...
 
Nice....

Some weekends when the family is away on a trip, I don't wear any clothes around the house and all I eat is barbecued steaks, chops, bacon, and whiskey.

And my Chevy doesn't shookashit...

My man had been mostly celibate for 20 years. Not on purpose. He just never put himself out there and went looking. He devoted his time to building his business and taking care of his mom and felt like if he met someone great, if not, great. He was never a woman chaser.

So it took him a WHILE to get used to my flagrant, shameless nudity and he still gets flustered. I absolutely love it lol.
 
You DONT know what a conservative is.

If you think IM a conservative, you don't know what a conservative is, I promise you that lol
. You know something, I like you, so I'm gonna make a little suggestion. Hitchhike down to your local place of tertiary loinin, whichever one is closest to the trailer park, walk into the Poli-Sci department, request an audience with the department head. When they receive you, lay all the crazy looney nonsense on them that you spew forth here...yanno - all the Liberals are conservatives and Thursday is Monday stuff, water is dry, sideways is up, and down is by the river etc. I predict that person will have one of two reactions depending on their temperament....
1) They burst out laughing in your face, and say "Hey scram, kid, go on, get atta here"
.....or
2) after a moment of stunned silence, without removing their steady gaze from you, they will lift up their phone slowly and gently, call the Psych Department, and inquire what agency might best serve your needs.

So go 'head, let us (your readers) know how that goes.

PS: I suppose
...3) they might just buzz for Security straightaway.
 
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