Michigandertude: A thread about why we are the fun loving practical chosen people who will survive any zombie apocalypse.

[Cookie Monster]

We are civil, we are hygienic, we are adaptable.

1. Both Michigander men and women alike think nothing of pissing in the great outdoors, in the shower, down the bathtub or sink drain, in a Gatorade bottle on a long trip, on a front lawn near camouflaging shrubbery, when a traditional toilet or urinal is either occupied or gross.

2. We can make a delicious meal with either a can of tuna or Spam and jerky, potatoes, stolen corn, rice, pasta, or Sucker fish. We actually have or had a Suckerfest celebration to eat the nastiest of all fresh water fish (worse than even carp).

3. We can handle our liquor and beer is just frog's piss.... no reason to not drive (55 stay alive/drive between the lines or follow the two tracks in the snow).

4. Family is family is family.... unless an I-talian married into your family then eventually turned toxic after their spouses death or divorce. Ex I-talians are no longer family. They are not invited to the local berry patch for weekly bonfires where the adults drink Blatz, kids drink Verners, and we all eat burnt hotdogs and weird casseroles or crockpot dishes called "three meat stew " or "three bean and three bean stew".

5. Every Michigander by unwritten law is required to carry a 6 pack of toilet paper in their pickup truck, SUV, or bubble car along with folded up plastic shopping bags. A blanket or sleeping bag, tarp, Kentucky Fried Chicken moist towelettes, 6 Bic lighters or boxes of matches, 10 boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Fifth of Whiskey, and a box of Q-Tips. If they are caught without these things.... they're probably a Fudgie or recent transplant from Chicago.

Oh come on your a naturalised Aussie by now. You know a long sleeve shirt has attached serviettes and fresh flushed dunni water is good for cleaning your teeth in.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Right now all the actual liberals are "far right extremists"

OMG, as I wrote, the younguns these day would be considered/are retarded.

No, in no world are Liberals far right extremists. If a person is far right then they are not Liberal - it would defy the definition of the word.

 

[Holliday 3000]

It isnt a crime to have conservative values, H.

I just simply dont have them, you insufferable hippie retard.

You know, I know you are flustered and frustrated when you start name calling.

Although to your statement, actually it is, just not the kind you go to jail for. LoLz

 

[Cookie Monster]

Hey have you tried to not be stupid?

I dont think that is possible.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Pretty much all conservatives voted republican this past election. But not all who voted republican are conservative.

That's absurd. At least where the election for POTUS was concerned if you voted Trump you are radically conservative and there is no excuse for not knowing what he represents. That doesn't mean, of course that
voting for the Dem candidate would have been a good choice in my view...which I didn't.
If you voted Trump and at this point your conscience doesn't bother you, having seen all that is going on with him, then you are irreparably conservative. Jesus would weep. He was a Liberal hippie, btw. Do not disparage him.

 

[Dove]

OMG, as I wrote, the younguns these day would be considered/are retarded.

No, in no world are Liberals far right extremists. If a person is far right then they are not Liberal - it would defy the definition of the word.

Sorry to break this to you but the "younguns" are who is running the show now.

And YES, if you are liberal....truly liberal in the way our founders were, you are now a far right extremist.

I mean not you. But real ones are. You actually have stances that should have led you to vote Trump but you are too confused and stuck in the 1960s to understand that.

 

[Dove]

I dont think that is possible.

Its flabbergasting lol.

 

[Dove]

That's absurd. At least where the election for POTUS was concerned if you voted Trump you are radically conservative and there is no excuse for not knowing what he represents. That doesn't mean, of course that
voting for the Dem candidate would have been a good choice in my view...which I didn't.
If you voted Trump and at this point your conscience doesn't bother you, having seen all that is going on with him, then you are irreparably conservative. Jesus would weep. He was a Liberal hippie, btw. Do not disparage him.

Its not absurd at all. Its literally whats happening.

So what Harris policies do you think would have been a "good choice"? You dont understand what has happened to the politcal landscape, and thats okay.

But learn to listen because no matter how "absurd" you think it is, that is EXACTLY what has happened.

And learn what a conservative is ffs. And they are not nearly as formidable as you seem to think. Conservatives just want to live thier lives peacefully and not get taxed to death or be forced to participate in gay stuff.

Such raging contempt you have for the WRONG people.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I mean not you. But real ones are. You actually have stances that should have led you to vote Trump but you are too confused and stuck in the 1960s to understand that.

LoLz - Like? What views are those?
PS: Liberalism isn't mutable, madam. It is fundamentally, intrinsically unchanged philosophically, only circumstance change. You have "heard me say" that the modern Dem party are what I call the other conservatives. And they are, they have adopted an very selfish and self serving identity politics. In essence they are promoting division and a level of "individualism" which sets people at odds, and I mean to not even bother with their corporatism.
..but , enough about me, you tell me about me. You know better.

 

[Holliday 3000]

So what Harris policies do you think would have been a "good choice"?

Please learn to read. I DID NOT VOTE FOR HER.
That did not reflexively cause me to vote for the only other choice.
That was a joke - the thing about the only other choice.

 

[Holliday 3000]

And learn what a conservative is

I know what a conservative is. I don't have to learn. It has nothing to do with parties or politics at it's root.
.You treat it only on the most mundane level. I'll leave that to you conservatives. That is your approach to everything.

I mean, you do like animals. I myself have never had a dog as an adult...only cats.

PS: Tick tock (20 minutes), Duhv must be making her tradman a sammich.