Ever Been Caught Jerking Off?

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I like being single. Girlfriends just drain your wallet and drive your car without paying for the gas.

Really?

Which is why you made it a point to post how you wanted a relationship and that you haven't had sex in over 15 years.

Why change your story now?
 
Actually the op question is funny to me because of this: They have facebook pages for expats and one person who does housesitting overseas posted a question saying he thought owners of the house he was staying in overseas had filmed him and he was concerned. I saw it just before coming to BF. There were hundreds of responses. many of which I read. You know, they ran the gamut from "That's an invasion of privacy and illegal" to "Why shoud you care if you're not doing anything wrong?" Only ONE person said, "I'd be really pissed if they caught me pleasuring myself." It was a woman, too, btw. LMAO
 
Not me because I don’t pull the goalie, ever .. I’m not a faggot