A Cassandra Moment.

[Frood]

You don't have any. Clown College certificate doesn't count.

Nooooooo!!!!!@!!!%$#!!!

Your fishing skills are too l33t and I can't resist having to prove myself to a tubby leftist bobblehead.

Pics INCOMING!

Damn you to hell.

 

[Lily]

Nooooooo!!!!!@!!!%$#!!!

Your fishing skills are too l33t and I can't resist having to prove myself to a tubby leftist bobblehead.

Pics INCOMING!

Damn you to hell.

What balloon animal put you at the top of the class? Did you give the Valedictorian speech?

What did you say?

"Four dogs and three bunnies ago..."

 

[Adam Hitler]

Him and Eva made it to SA and had at least one daughter. It's been extensively researched.

But trying to set people like Lily right on history is almost pointless.

Watch this:

The US Civil War was not over slavery (directly).

Crockett, Bowie, and Travis surrendered at the Alamo when they ran out of ammo, were tortured in a prison near Mexico City, and forced to sign confessions by Santa Anna before being executed.

Watch the seethe! Lol

Shitlibs like her and Aidsman are mentally broken and completely mind-fucked. The indoctrination which they've endured over the years has rendered them nothing more than NPC lemmings.

 

[Lily]

Shitlibs like her and Aidsman are mentally broken and completely mind-fucked. The indoctrination which they've endured over the years has rendered them nothing more than NPC lemmings.

The irony...lmao

 

[Adam Hitler]

The irony...lmao

No yUo... Really? Jack is that you?

 

[Jack]

No yUo... Really? Jack is that you?

How far up your ass can you get your head?

I'm already amazed at the depth.

 

[Frood]

What balloon animal put you at the top of the class? Did you give the Valedictorian speech?

What did you say?

"Four dogs and three bunnies ago..."

I didn't have to go to any classes.

The Uni came to me, assessed, and awarded what morons like yourself spend many years pursuing.

That's what has always bothered you about me. Degrees weren't necessary to my work and were awarded with no attendance, study, or personal payments.

It makes you feel really stupid and it should.

 

[Lily]

No yUo... Really? Jack is that you?

A no you no you? Is that an Madam?

 

[Lily]

I didn't have to go to any classes.

The Uni came to me, assessed, and awarded what morons like yourself spend many years pursuing.

That's what has always bothered you about me. Degrees weren't necessary to my work and were awarded with no attendance, study, or personal payments.

It makes you feel really stupid and it should.

Like I said, you don't have anything more than airclaims.

 

[Frood]

Like I said, you don't have anything more than airclaims.

You say a lot of dumb things...

 

[Jack]

Like I said, you don't have anything more than airclaims.

BIG airclaims.

can you imagine? "They came to me and showered me with a degree because I'm so awesome"

and you're jealous.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Jack]

I say a lot of dumb things...

FTFY

 

[Frood]

BIG airclaims.

can you imagine? "They came to me and showered me with a degree because I'm so awesome"

and you're jealous.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Degrees.... plural

 

[Lily]

You say a lot of dumb things...

You aint got no degree, Lieutenant Fruit!

 

[Jack]

You aint got no degree, Lieutenant Fruit!

He don't need no stinking degree. He are am have natural intelligence.

 

[Lily]

BIG airclaims.

can you imagine? "They came to me and showered me with a degree because I'm so awesome"

and you're jealous.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

But he makes the best balloon dogs and had a minor in clown makeup!

 

[Frood]

He don't need no stinking degree. He are am have natural intelligence.

I was a bit of a prodigy.

Seethe, bitches.

 

[Jack]

But he makes the best balloon dogs and had a minor in clown makeup!

 

[Seamajor]

You say a lot of dumb things...

You perfect them DD

 

[Reggie_Essent]

There are several degrees of Tomfoolery and shitbaggery going on in this thread.

 

[Lily]

There are several degrees of Tomfoolery and shitbaggery going on in this thread.

Fruit has a degree in catfishing because he's a Fruit.

 

[Frood]

There are several degrees of Tomfoolery and shitbaggery going on in this thread.

Lily keeps bringing up my honorary Uni degrees which I didn't have to pay a cent for (since SG).... not I.

Obviously it cuts her deep.

 

[Lily]

Lily keeps bringing up my honorary Uni degrees which I didn't have to pay a cent for (since SG).... not I.

Obviously it cuts her deep.

Something as ludicrous as what you claim sticks because it's hilarious. Honorary degrees from even the Oxford of Clown Colleges makes me laugh, Fruit.

 

[Jack]

Lily keeps bringing up my honorary Uni degrees which I didn't have to pay a cent for (since SG).... not I.

Obviously it cuts her deep.

What was your "significant impact on society"? Or rather, your outstanding contributions to society and academics?

What contribution of yours was so profound they put you on that pedastal?

 

[Lily]

What was your "significant impact on society"? Or rather, your outstanding contributions to society and academics?

What contribution of yours was so profound they put you on that pedastal?

And what degrees were they?

 

[Jack]

Then there's this:

Formal ceremony:
Honorary degrees are usually presented during graduation ceremonies or special events.

Doesn't seem like they "come to you"

 

[Frood]

Something as ludicrous as what you claim sticks because it's hilarious. Honorary degrees from even the Oxford of Clown Colleges makes me laugh, Fruit.

Um, ok.... whatever?

I haven't brought it up since SG.

You have a handful of times.

That speaks volumes about your jealousy and insecurities.

So what if I'm massively more intelligent and crafty than you? It shouldn't matter to you....


(But it does.... )

 

[Jack]

so, no contributions of merit or excellence? Just empty words?

 

[Lily]

Um, ok.... whatever?

I haven't brought it up since SG.

You have a handful of times.

That speaks volumes about your jealousy and insecurities.

So what if I'm massively more intelligent and crafty than you? It shouldn't matter to you....


(But it does.... )

No. I just like laughing at you.

Do recall that it was your clown degree ass that mocked my academic background in this thread.

 

[Jack]

No. I just like laughing at you.

Do recall that it was your clown degree ass that mocked my academic background in this thread.

He forgets what he says immediately after he says it. Guess that's why he has to screenshot everything.