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[Jack]

Well yes, why wouldn't I?

Why wouldn't anyone? He even went to the trouble of saying how this was going to "revitalize" the board, etc etc etc.

Not to mention the dressing down of CM when he asked about it. "You're out" he said.

Third time he's trolled himself in the last month

 

[No One]

Why do people fall for Mongtini's bullshit each and every single time he returns?

Its gonna be so funny to see Flynn's face, meth mouthed, teary eyed and awe struck, after realising that "she" has won the "Fell For It Again" award for the 8th time running.

Embarrassing.

He's like the forums deadbeat dad who comes by every so often to take us out to lunch or to a ballgame. We love him but he just breaks our hearts.

 

[Flynn]

Well yes, why wouldn't I?

Because you're a fuckng tool.

 

[Flynn]

Why wouldn't anyone? He even went to the trouble of saying how this was going to "revitalize" the board, etc etc etc.

Not to mention the dressing down of CM when he asked about it. "You're out" he said.

Third time he's trolled himself in the last month

Another example of jizz king jack not being able to follow through on simple board conversation.

Aryan's "reply" was directed at me, yet jack's retarded fucking ass with his stupidity spreading into his frontal lobe thinks it's King Martini Aryan was addressing.

Jack is such a clueless fuck, that he dares to try to claim someone "Martini" was "trolled 3 times" in a month. Even if that were true, dipshit jack still holds the unbreakable record of being trolled 5 times in under a month, PLUS jack was trolled into donating $100 to this board.

P.S.- jack was trolled on two boards at the same time.

P.S.S.- jack only donated $90, because he's a lying cunt.

 

[Cookie Monster]

So this match collapsed into a troll when I started questioning it because the main advocate is reliable as jack trying to prove his hetroness.

Why rely on flynn? She sits on her bed for an hour each morning wondering which sock goes on which foot then puts her shoes on the wrong feet.

 

[Flynn]

He's like the forums deadbeat dad who comes by every so often to take us out to lunch or to a ballgame. We love him but he just breaks our hearts.

Couldn't have said it any better.

Why Martini? Why?

You have all these latchkey posters...

 

[Flynn]

Why rely on flynn? She sits on her bed for an hour each morning wondering which sock goes on which foot then puts her shoes on the wrong feet.

That may be true.

At least I'm not the schmuck who was told to wipe his ass with a dollar when you ran out of tp during the pandemic, only to actually do it with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and nickel.

 

[Cookie Monster]

That may be true.

At least I'm not the schmuck who was told to wipe his ass with a dollar when you ran out of tp during the pandemic, only to actually do it with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and nickel.

A bit like you gluing your tongue to a lamppost in July to "fool" people into thinking its really cold.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Because you're a fuckng tool.

Says the naive twat who has invested their entire life-savings ($53.75) in Martini Enterprises on Kick and in return has so far only received a signed photo of Shartini posing in a stained Walmart t-shirt, clutching 5 crumpled dollar bills.

 

[Flynn]

A bit like you gluing your tongue to a lamppost in July to "fool" people into thinking its really cold.

Only you would come up with a lame sadder than your last one. Good going pussy fart.

 

[Flynn]

Says the naive twat who has invested their entire life-savings ($53.75) in Martini Enterprises on Kick and in return has so far only received a signed photo of Shartini posing in a stained Walmart t-shirt, clutching 5 crumpled dollar bills.

At least I have $53.75 to throw away unlike you. Hell, you can't even afford a $10 donation here. You had to get Lily to be your benefactor.

Broke bitch.