Admin’s Theme Song

[Jack]

Well yes, why wouldn't I?

Why wouldn't anyone? He even went to the trouble of saying how this was going to "revitalize" the board, etc etc etc.

Not to mention the dressing down of CM when he asked about it. "You're out" he said.

Third time he's trolled himself in the last month

 

[No One]

Why do people fall for Mongtini's bullshit each and every single time he returns?

Its gonna be so funny to see Flynn's face, meth mouthed, teary eyed and awe struck, after realising that "she" has won the "Fell For It Again" award for the 8th time running.

Embarrassing.

He's like the forums deadbeat dad who comes by every so often to take us out to lunch or to a ballgame. We love him but he just breaks our hearts.

 

[Flynn]

Well yes, why wouldn't I?

Because you're a fuckng tool.

 

[Flynn]

Why wouldn't anyone? He even went to the trouble of saying how this was going to "revitalize" the board, etc etc etc.

Not to mention the dressing down of CM when he asked about it. "You're out" he said.

Third time he's trolled himself in the last month

Another example of jizz king jack not being able to follow through on simple board conversation.

Aryan's "reply" was directed at me, yet jack's retarded fucking ass with his stupidity spreading into his frontal lobe thinks it's King Martini Aryan was addressing.

Jack is such a clueless fuck, that he dares to try to claim someone "Martini" was "trolled 3 times" in a month. Even if that were true, dipshit jack still holds the unbreakable record of being trolled 5 times in under a month, PLUS jack was trolled into donating $100 to this board.

P.S.- jack was trolled on two boards at the same time.

P.S.S.- jack only donated $90, because he's a lying cunt.

 

[Cookie Monster]

So this match collapsed into a troll when I started questioning it because the main advocate is reliable as jack trying to prove his hetroness.

Why rely on flynn? She sits on her bed for an hour each morning wondering which sock goes on which foot then puts her shoes on the wrong feet.

 

[Flynn]

He's like the forums deadbeat dad who comes by every so often to take us out to lunch or to a ballgame. We love him but he just breaks our hearts.

Couldn't have said it any better.

Why Martini? Why?

You have all these latchkey posters...

 

[Flynn]

Why rely on flynn? She sits on her bed for an hour each morning wondering which sock goes on which foot then puts her shoes on the wrong feet.

That may be true.

At least I'm not the schmuck who was told to wipe his ass with a dollar when you ran out of tp during the pandemic, only to actually do it with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and nickel.

 

[Cookie Monster]

That may be true.

At least I'm not the schmuck who was told to wipe his ass with a dollar when you ran out of tp during the pandemic, only to actually do it with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and nickel.

A bit like you gluing your tongue to a lamppost in July to "fool" people into thinking its really cold.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Because you're a fuckng tool.

Says the naive twat who has invested their entire life-savings ($53.75) in Martini Enterprises on Kick and in return has so far only received a signed photo of Shartini posing in a stained Walmart t-shirt, clutching 5 crumpled dollar bills.

 

[Flynn]

A bit like you gluing your tongue to a lamppost in July to "fool" people into thinking its really cold.

Only you would come up with a lame sadder than your last one. Good going pussy fart.

 

[Flynn]

Says the naive twat who has invested their entire life-savings ($53.75) in Martini Enterprises on Kick and in return has so far only received a signed photo of Shartini posing in a stained Walmart t-shirt, clutching 5 crumpled dollar bills.

At least I have $53.75 to throw away unlike you. Hell, you can't even afford a $10 donation here. You had to get Lily to be your benefactor.

Broke bitch.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Only you would come up with a lame sadder than your last one. Good going pussy fart.

Well that makes as much sense as wearing stiletto heals in a mine field. Now go fetch me the little red furry fucker and I'll let you live stooch.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Oh cool, mon. A theme song thread - just happens I came across Jack and Jirk's theme song...
...and it goes like this:

 

[Frood]

Is admin still lipsynching his thong song?

 

[Flynn]

Well that makes as much sense as wearing stiletto heals in a mine field. Now go fetch me the little red furry fucker and I'll let you live stooch.

My post makes soo much sense that you've started quoting lames from the DIY book on "Flaming For Dummies (Looney)."

 

[Cookie Monster]

My post makes soo much sense that you've started quoting lames from the DIY book on "Flaming For Dummies (Looney).

Just be please every so often I lift my foot and your slobbering tongue goes whirling back up to slap back into your mouthl

 

[Flynn]

Just be please every so often I lift my foot and your slobbering tongue goes whirling back up to slap back into your mouthl

What?!

If you cannot convey your empty thoughts in an artful, and most of all a legible manner, then don't bother posting to me anymore. It is not my job to decipher what the fuck you're trying to say, when you don't even know what the fuck you're trying to say.

 

[Cookie Monster]

What?!

If you cannot convey your empty thoughts in an artful, and most of all a legible manner, then don't bother posting to me anymore. It is not my job to decipher what the fuck you're trying to say, when you don't even know what the fuck you're trying to say.

Nice try but Dan Bongino and Jack both have better tantrums than you miss hissyfit.

 

[Flynn]

Nice try but Dan Bongino and Jack both have better tantrums than you miss hissyfit.

That's because they're both bitches whining at Mach 10.

 

[Jack]

P.S.S.- jack only donated $90, because he's a lying cunt.

Who's a lying cunt again?

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Guess you are. Nice "trolling" you twice in one week.

 

[Flynn]

Who's a lying cunt again?

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Nice try, jack.

At the time you only donated whatever amount it was which was not $100. Just because you donated later--it now makes you an excuse making, lying cunt.

 

[Jack]

Nah, you got trolled over a clerical error.

I donated 10$ when I first started posting and 100$ when I trolled you to dust over the donations. 5 grand tours = 100 dollars.

I still troll you over it every time you mention it.

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Flynn]

Nah, you got trolled over a clerical error.

I donated 10$ when I first started posting and 100$ when I trolled you to dust over the donations. 5 grand tours = 100 dollars.

I still troll you over it every time you mention it.

The gift that keeps on giving.

Nah. You got trolled over $90.

Sory, still not a good enough lie. You only "donated" $85 or $90.

You can think you're "trolling," but at the end of the day, EVERYONE knows YOU got trolled 5 times in under 14 days.

You can play your failures down all you fucking want, hell, you can even make lemonade from them...the bottom line is I will FOREVER own your fucking ass after you got utterly destroyed by me and pretty much everyone out here, because you're a fucking ass kissing chump who doesn't know his fucking place.

Do you really want to go down this road with me, jack? Who trolled who? I have over 400 megs of screenshots proving you were trolled like the sad bitch you are. What do you have besides your dirty diaper?

Not a fucking thing.