Advice desperately needed!

[Q]

As you all have probably have noticed, I have a stalker on the forum: @X

Last weekend @X admitted to be gay and now the man he is in love with (@Breakfall) dumped him!
Based on his behaviour I can only conclude that he is also in love with me! That is why he keeps begging for my attention.

There is one HUGE problem: I am not gay. I am NOT into men!

How can I make this clear to him in a way so he will not be too heart broken? I don't want any accidents to happen, since he is proven to be a very unstable personality.

PLEASE!! Your advice as soon as possible!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I think the three of you should fuck and get over it.

 

[Q]

I think the three of you should fuck and get over it.

Nope, I will not fuck a dude... not even a sissy boy like @X.

Thanks for the advice, but that isnot going to work!

 

[Seamajor]

My fee is $250. In advance

 

[Q]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

 

[X]

Be careful everybody

 

[Seamajor]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

Im sorry. I don’t accept donations. I might knock off 5% if you keep it quick

 

[Q]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

Im sorry. I don’t accept donations. I might knock off 5% if you keep it quick

No, that's still too much... I'll find someone cheaper

 

[X]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

Im sorry. I don’t accept donations. I might knock off 5% if you keep it quick

No, that's still too much... I'll find someone cheaper

Your Mother is cheap

All it took was a jar of our fine Canadian Maple Syrup

:rightON:

 

[Q]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

Im sorry. I don’t accept donations. I might knock off 5% if you keep it quick

No, that's still too much... I'll find someone cheaper

Your Mother is cheap

All it took was a jar of our fine Canadian Maple Syrup

:rightON:


[...]

WOW! Again? MY MOTHER IS DEAD YOU FUCKING RETARD!

FEELING LIKE A BOG BOY NOW?! A REALLY BIG BOY?!?!

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Q]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

Im sorry. I don’t accept donations. I might knock off 5% if you keep it quick

No, that's still too much... I'll find someone cheaper

Your Mother is cheap

All it took was a jar of our fine Canadian Maple Syrup

:rightON:


[...]

WOW! Again? MY MOTHER IS DEAD YOU FUCKING RETARD!

FEELING LIKE A BOG BOY NOW?! A REALLY BIG BOY?!?!

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you can forget the cheering up!

No more time for you!

 

[X]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

Im sorry. I don’t accept donations. I might knock off 5% if you keep it quick

No, that's still too much... I'll find someone cheaper

Your Mother is cheap

All it took was a jar of our fine Canadian Maple Syrup

:rightON:


[...]

WOW! Again? MY MOTHER IS DEAD YOU FUCKING RETARD!

FEELING LIKE A BOG BOY NOW?! A REALLY BIG BOY?!?!

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.
If your story is true don't be so retarded and people wouldn't be so cruel, like back in recess remember .

 

[Q]

My fee is $250. In advance

What?! But you are already so rich?

If you donate your advice, you can deduct it from your taxes :rightON:

Im sorry. I don’t accept donations. I might knock off 5% if you keep it quick

No, that's still too much... I'll find someone cheaper

Your Mother is cheap

All it took was a jar of our fine Canadian Maple Syrup

:rightON:


[...]

WOW! Again? MY MOTHER IS DEAD YOU FUCKING RETARD!

FEELING LIKE A BOG BOY NOW?! A REALLY BIG BOY?!?!

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.
If your story is true don't be so retarded and people wouldn't be so cruel, like back in recess remember .

Piss off little child

 

[TheHaze]

o
maxis735

how do you know you are not gay,have you been fucked in the ass or suck cock ? Who knows,you just mite like it !

Did the picture get you hard ? If so then you are gay and if it didn't you are still gay !

 

[TheHaze]

Oh yeah the advise,this is the internet so pay no attension or you will go more nuts than you already are !

 

[Q]

o
maxis735

how do you know you are not gay,have you been fucked in the ass or suck cock ? Who knows,you just mite like it !

Are you offering your services?

 

[Q]

Oh yeah the advise,this is the internet so pay no attension or you will go more nuts than you already are !

Pfffffff..... "this is the internet"... well... then that allowed me to do anything I want, because "this is the internet"

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Oh yeah the advise,this is the internet so pay no attension or you will go more nuts than you already are !

Pfffffff..... "this is the internet"... well... then that allowed me to do anything I want, because "this is the internet"

you having avatar problems?

 

[Q]

Oh yeah the advise,this is the internet so pay no attension or you will go more nuts than you already are !

Pfffffff..... "this is the internet"... well... then that allowed me to do anything I want, because "this is the internet"

you having avatar problems?

Does it look like problems? Looking good to me!

Do you have boob problems? I am not seeing them

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[Breakfall]

Gay thread is ghey!!!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Maxis you are a very sick and disturbed gayman you must seek professional help.
I fear you may have contracted the nigger AIDs

 

[Q]

Maxis you are a very sick and disturbed gayman you must seek professional help.
I fear you may have contracted the nigger AIDs

YES! There is no denying anymore, I will admit!

I AM GAY! I am so gay that it is even contagious.

So, @Oliver Shagnasty, you are now also GAY! And not just you, but EVERYONE on this forum! EVERYONE!

The only thing that can cure me are the love boobies from some of the women here, so @The Countess, @Tatum Riley, and all the other women: you NEED to show them in order to SAVE the EARTH!!!
Do it for mankind! Not just for me!

 

[Q]

Maxis you are a very sick and disturbed gayman you must seek professional help.
I fear you may have contracted the nigger AIDs

YES! There is no denying anymore, I will admit!

I AM GAY! I am so gay that it is even contagious.

So, @Oliver Shagnasty, you are now also GAY! And not just you, but EVERYONE on this forum! EVERYONE!

The only thing that can cure me are the love boobies from some of the women here, so @The Countess, @Tatum Riley, and all the other women: you NEED to show them in order to SAVE the EARTH!!!
Do it for mankind! Not just for me!

Oh, @Oliver Shagnasty you're gay :)

 

[Breakfall]

I smell arse around ‘ere!

 

[Q]

I smell arse around ‘ere!

Hope it's no canadian gay ass :LOL1:

 

[Seamajor]

Max... I gift Lucia to you amigo. You need this like no tomorrow

 

[Q]

Max... I gift Lucia to you amigo. You need this like no tomorrow

Thanks @Seamajor! She's sexy :)