Age Call...I repeat Age Call!

Reggie_Essent said:
As I've said many times on these forums, I am 12,637 years old. I was born in a cave in France and some old guy named TWAP chiseled my birth certificate on the cave wall and then spit a mouth full of berry juice on the wall to make an outline of his hand to make it official.
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Oh yeah?

Well I was there when Enoch was taken to Anartica and shown where God put the Watchers in an icey prison.

But I tell people I'm 45. I'm also a Leo so I'll be 46 soon. So I say.
 
Cookius Monstarius said:
Why is your left eye twice the size of the right?

I'm getting Goonies vibes!
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Everyone is lopsided like that. Some can be more noticeable in certain photos.

If you saw a human who was perfectly symmetrical? You'd get uncanny valley and be uneased and maybe even afraid of them.

I know my boobs are slightly uneven....I used to call them hefty and wimpy. Its way more noticeable to me than others....however...no one ever argues with me if I have articles of clothing off lol.
 
Cookius Monstarius said:
Best I can do atm, i kind of like it.

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Ha ha you look like curly on crack hahahahah
 
Dove said:
Everyone is lopsided like that. Some can be more noticeable in certain photos.

If you saw a human who was perfectly symmetrical? You'd get uncanny valley and be uneased and maybe even afraid of them.

I know my boobs are slightly uneven....I used to call them hefty and wimpy. Its way more noticeable to me than others....however...no one ever argues with me if I have articles of clothing off lol.
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My left eyelid doesn't open as far as the right. The more stoned or drunk I am, the worse it is. All women have a hefy and a wimpy :LOL3:.
 
Iggy McLulz said:
My left eyelid doesn't open as far as the right. The more stoned or drunk I am, the worse it is. All women have a hefy and a wimpy :LOL3:.
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We also have one arm slightly longer. We are not at all "even".

I found it interesting that when presented with an imagine of a perfectly symmetrical human, some of us have a primal fear response. Others become very uncomfortable.

Its the reason Disney draws characters the way they do with the big eyes and all that. If they make them look too symmetrical and human....it scares kids and wigs out adults lol.
 
Iggy McLulz said:
My left eyelid doesn't open as far as the right. The more stoned or drunk I am, the worse it is. All women have a hefy and a wimpy :LOL3:.
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The medical term for that is ptosis. Since it gets worse with alcohol or drugs it's neurological or muscular rather than excess fatty orbital tissue. And you drink too much and do too many drugs. Especially given your neurological issues. You are not doing yourself any favors.
 
Fredricka said:
Look at doctor doom still spreading his gloom. Lighten the fuck up, doc
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If describing your actions and the possible reasons behind it is 'spreading doom' you may want to give them more thought.

For example, what motivates you to swap meaningless posts full of insults with an angry old dude who lies all the time? What benefit do you derive from this?
 
wizer said:
If describing your actions and the possible reasons behind it is 'spreading doom' you may want to give them more thought.

For example, what motivates you to swap meaningless posts full of insults with an angry old dude who lies all the time? What benefit do you derive from this?
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Do you ever laugh?
 
Fredricka said:
Sure you're concerned. I call bollox
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Ok I'm not really all that concerned. It's more a matter of me making a sort of second hobby out of analyzing people and their various personality disorders.

You remind me of the women who write to Wade Wilson and are throwing thousands of dollars at a campaign to get him off of death row and would marry him if they could.
 
wizer said:
Ok I'm not really all that concerned. It's more a matter of me making a sort of second hobby out of analyzing people and their various personality disorders.

You remind me of the women who write to Wade Wilson and are throwing thousands of dollars at a campaign to get him off of death row and would marry him if they could.
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You haven't even got close to my personality disorders yet, go back to school
 
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