Alice is hysterical

[Fredricka]

Listen, if you don't calm down soon I'm going to have to call in the bf mental health team and have you carted off to our padded cell, you won't like it, the straight jackets are deeply unflattering and the food is disgusting. This is your first strike, dont push it, mate

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Listen, if you don't calm down soon I'm going to have to call in the bf mental health team and have you carted off to our padded cell, you won't like it, the straight jackets are deeply unflattering and the food is disgusting. This is your first strike, dont push it, mate

So you have a beef with Alice? Isn't she too new around here to have a beef?

 

[Fredricka]

So you have a beef with Alice? Isn't she too new around here to have a beef?

There's no beef, I'm just helping poor Alice. Plus I think she'll like having her own thread. Don't worry, I'll take care of her

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Another New Zealander? Don't we already have one of those?

 

[Fredricka]

Another New Zealander? Don't we already have one of those?

Ivor is Alice's better half. I think soon she's going to get so wound up and do a haka for us in this very thread

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Ivor is Alice's better half. I think soon she's going to get so wound up and do a haka for us in this very thread

I'd pay to see that if you and her did it naked.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Ivor is Alice's better half. I think soon she's going to get so wound up and do a haka for us in this very thread

Are you trying to say that Ivor is actually married?

 

[Fredricka]

Hahaha, she didn't like having her own thread. You see Alice? You give cheek and I'll make THREADS about you ,that's how it goes

 

[Fredricka]

Are you trying to say that Ivor is actually married?

I believe they're living in sin

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I believe they're living in sin

They should live in Christchurch instead

 

[Adam]

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?!

*AHEM*

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Seriously though, who is she?

 

[Fredricka]

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?!

*AHEM*

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Seriously though, who is she?

Shes from nz and pretends to be fiery but is really a churchmouse

 

[Adam]

Shes from nz and pretends to be fiery but is really a churchmouse

I see... a friend of Ivor's perhaps? Talking of which, where is he? He's been online pretty much everytime I've logged in recently and is noticeable by his absence.

I hope he's paid his leccy bill! @Ivor Nissan

 

[Fredricka]

I see... a friend of Ivor's perhaps? Talking of which, where is he? He's been online pretty much everytime I've logged in recently and is noticeable by his absence.

I hope he's paid his leccy bill! @Ivor Nissan

I noticed that too, maybe he is alice

 

[Adam]

I noticed that too, maybe he is alice

God, how depressing...

 

[Fredricka]

God, how depressing...

When she said she was fiery I was hoping she'd be our new lily

 

[Adam]

When she said she was fiery I was hoping she'd be our new lily

Lmao, I'm impressed she's managed to stay away for this long.

 

[Alice]

Are you still pissing in every corner fred . Its ok , im not after your lil spot or your lil internet friends lol . You can stop feeling threatened now . Enjoy your closing down party .

 

[Fredricka]

Are you still pissing in every corner fred . Its ok , im not after your lil spot or your lil internet friends lol . You can stop feeling threatened now . Enjoy your closing down party .

Hi Alice, lend me $2200 would ya? You can be my henchwoman if you like

 

[Alice]

i dont henchwoman for broke bitches ;)

 

[Fredricka]

i dont henchwoman for broke bitches ;)

Ok stingey bitches can't be henchwomen, you can be the scullery maid instead

 

[Seamajor]

i dont henchwoman for broke bitches ;)

Yes. She needs her undies washed frequently tho

 

[Fredricka]

Now Seamajor the thread killer has posted in this thread, please everybody pay your respects and mourn another threads passing :(

 

[Adam]

LOL, Semen does have a tendency of dispersing people with his fragrant e-aura...

 

[Fredricka]

He scared off my new buddy Alice, nobody wants to see dirty old men salivating over ladies knickers ffs

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

@Alice me and @Murdy wants to know why you're imitating her