Alticus where are you?

[Ben Dover]

Are you old enough to be here???

None of us are. This place should be R100.

 

[Frood]

Please just stop, creep.

You first, lobotomized bean ape.

 

[Jack]

You first, lobotomized bean ape.

so angry..................

 

[Fredricka]

Hey I might be a chix you know. No one in 30 years has actually asked.

Well I'll ask, are you male or female?

 

[Ben Dover]

so angry..................

Keyboard chucker mate. His walls have slit like holes all over them.

 

[Frood]

Hey I might be a chix you know. No one in 30 years has actually asked.

Oh, where's my manners?

Are you a sheila, Ben Dover?

 

[Lily]

You first, lobotomized bean ape.

You always post to lobotomized apes, do you?

Revealing.

 

[Lily]

so angry..................

Very ragey

 

[Ben Dover]

Oh, where's my manners?

Are you a sheila, Ben Dover?

Dunno anymore. Guys are girls, girls are guys and everyone's a helicopter.

 

[Fredricka]

Dunno anymore. Guys are girls, girls are guys and everyone's a helicopter.

Answer the question properly

 

[Frood]

Keyboard chucker mate. His walls have slit like holes all over them.

Don't you know? I live in a tent pitched in a shack with no electricity except a reclaimed treadmill and motorcycle battery.

 

[Ben Dover]

Answer the question properly

I have an impressively large... Hold up, phone...............................

 

[Ben Dover]

Don't you know? I live in a tent pitched in a shack with no electricity except a reclaimed treadmill and motorcycle battery.

Wow! Battery technology is getting better and better.

 

[Fredricka]

so angry..................

I've never seen frood angry, only nonsensical, occasionally sane

 

[Frood]

Very ragey

Lulz

Said the Hangry Hispanic Hippo....

 

[Ben Dover]

Lulz

Said the Hangry Hispanic Hippo....

Is she a coloured girl?

 

[Fredricka]

That's a product I helped develop back in the 80's for a neutraceutical company. Fucking sue me for knowing shit.

They still source perna from NZ to make it. It's where the term "chondroitin sulfate" originated.

Is there anything you haven't done jack?

 

[Frood]

Is she a coloured girl?

Wetback

 

[Ben Dover]

Wetback

Thanks.

 

[Ben Dover]

@Lily Sooooo, whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

 

[Jack]

Is there anything you haven't done jack?

Not yet. Every time I discover something I haven't done, I do it.

 

[Fredricka]

Not yet. Every time I discover something I haven't done, I do it.

Gay sex?

 

[Jack]

Gay sex?

There's something I have never done. I'd have to break my marriage vows on some things which i will never do..

 

[Ben Dover]

There's something I have never done. I'd have to break my marriage vows on some things which i will never do..

How is the wife?

 

[Jack]

How is the wife?

She's great.

 

[Frood]

There's something I have never done. I'd have to break my marriage vows on some things which i will never do..

Luckily for you, your wife's name is Peter.

 

[Jack]

Gay sex?

and yes, I realize absolutes are ridiculous.

But new experiences are grist for my mill. Like skydiving and scuba diving.

 

[Ben Dover]

She's great.

Thats nice. Hows she liking the new kitchen? Does she still think the blue is too bright or has she gotten used to it?

 

[Jack]

Luckily for you, your wife's name is Peter.

I'd tell you her real name, but then I'd have to hunt you down, kill you, sever your head, and impale it on a spike as a warning to others.

 

[Fredricka]

There's something I have never done. I'd have to break my marriage vows on some things which i will never do..

What if it was just a blowie?