Alty Is Going Under The Knife It Appears

[Jack]

 

[Alticus]

"its relation"

This correction in grammar coming from someone who misspelled two simple words a while back.

"its relation"

Right or wrong you are in no position to challenge and fix my grammatical errors.

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[Alticus]

@Admin. He looked like a foreigner using a translation app in his post. lol

 

[Weeg]

MOMMA said she can do that surgery!! She charges a bottle of wine and a ham! Then I will nurse yoo back to health!!

 

[Alticus]

MOMMA said she can do that surgery!! She charges a bottle of wine and a ham! Then I will nurse yoo back to health!!

That's a very attractive offer Weeg but I'll take my chances with the surgeon on this one.

 

[LotusBud]

Yep. Looks like the ol' appendix needs to come out. Surgeon is scheduling it for a month or so from today. I know it's not the biggest of procedures but next to having my tonsils removed when I was a kid, this will be the only surgery I've ever had. So if something goes wrong and you all don't see me here again after that then chances are I went tits up on the operating table.

Now, don't go going tits up, please!

 

[Alticus]

Now, don't go going tits up, please!

I have small man boobs. Not very attractive. I need a manzier.

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[Mr. Wednesday]

Dibs on your 2025 Corvette Z06!

Dibs on his appendix! (I wonder how much a human appendix goes for on ebay...)

 

[Joe]

Yep. Looks like the ol' appendix needs to come out. Surgeon is scheduling it for a month or so from today. I know it's not the biggest of procedures but next to having my tonsils removed when I was a kid, this will be the only surgery I've ever had. So if something goes wrong and you all don't see me here again after that then chances are I went tits up on the operating table.

Good luck @Alticus

There are times I thought I might have had appendicitis. But it was just a stomach ache

One thing I try to do is eat plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables, flush out the colon at least once per week.

I dont smoke or toke take hard liquor or hard drugs

I dont know if it helps

Maybe ive just been lucky so far touch wood

 

[The Atomic Punk]

I believe that's what he said. These surgeons are always in a hurry to get to their next patient on follow up appointments so they're pretty brief in their explanations. As far as dealing with it when they had the chance, it's hard to remember because I was on narcotics for the pain in the hospital, but apparently aside from my appendix I had some kind of infection in my bowels which would complicate removing my appendix and him having to do some other procedure called a bowel resection or something.

He put me on antibiotics in the hospital and the pain really started to go away, so he decided to discharge me with a script for more antibiotics. Now that the pain is gone completely and my bowels are fine he feels more comfortable removing my appendix because there is much less of a chance for complications.

Saddened to read of your plight Alticus ………the acute and other issues.
I‘LL keep you in my prayers for the major deal and for the infection issue……that it don’t get worse.

TAP

 

[The Prowler]

I dont know if it helps

"do not"

 

[Alticus]

Thanks everyone for the kind words. I appreciate you all.

 

[Alticus]

"do not"

Remember this Prowler? You're in no position to correct anyone.

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[Weeg]

bowel INFECTION! Bowel RESECTION!!! This is serious mmomma says! Hope yoo don't DIED!!!

 

[Alticus]

bowel INFECTION! Bowel RESECTION!!! This is serious mmomma says! Hope yoo don't DIED!!!

Thanks Weeg. I should be okay though.

 

[Weeg]

Thanks Weeg. I should be okay though.

Well momma can still do that even though its more involved. Throw in a new microwave and she will do the surgery!

 

[Alticus]

Well momma can still do that even though its more involved. Throw in a new microwave and she will do the surgery!

Well, now that my bowels are okay he can focus more on getting the appendix out without any complications, but if he messes up your momma will be getting a call from me. Sound fair?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Watching this kind of confirms the rumours about JT.

 

[Jack]

It's interesting that Prowler chose a known homosexual to dance in response to my taunt.

Wonder why that is?

 

[Admin.]

It's interesting that Prowler chose a known homosexual to dance in response to my taunt.

Wonder why that is?

I think that's what Miss Fontenot my high school english teacher would call a "telling gesture"

 

[The Prowler]

high school english teacher

"English"

 

[Admin.]

"English"

“Covert homosexual”

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Getting fucked up the ass can do that.

Yes, we know you have personal experience in that.