Is Blurt salty?

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What’s the bloke’s background again? @Blurt

Here’s what we know so far:

* He’s unisexual, but leans homosexual when he’s on the piss
* He professes to be sapiosexual, but gives a lot of us no attraction
* He says he’s French Canadian and that English isn’t his mother language
* He’s a mommy’s boi
* He has no children but has delight in sexualising other people’s children (Realgrimmesque)
* He’s a VF regular
* He portly and prematurely grey (Krisspiss aka X without the fat)
* He’s sanctimonious
* His humour is vague, debased and regurgitated
* He’s a magnet to all those members we despise
* He’s WOKE as fuck
* He supports all far left members that don’t gel with us
* ….

Anything else underwhelming about this unisexual fudge_packer?