Am I really obese?

Jack's wife farted in her circus panties, scratched around, and said to Jack, "smell my sausage finger!"..
 
One more time ...just one more time... if Frood farts and says "Whew! That's gonna itch when it dries!" I swear to everything unholy I'm burning this mutherfucker to the ground.
 
One more time ...just one more time... if Frood farts and says "Whew! That's gonna itch when it dries!" I swear to everything unholy I'm burning this mutherfucker to the ground.

Why go down that route, old chap?

Why not just pull a Wikileaks and post up all your pm's for all to see?

Just don't post mine wanting to pull a coup here at Bastard Factory Forum's by posting nudes of Murdock.
 
Why go down that route, old chap?

Call it a cleansing ritual.
Or a sterilization procedure.
There isn't enough Febreeze on the planet to make me forget that level of toxicity.

Why not just pull a Wikileaks and post up all your pm's for all to see?

Just don't post mine wanting to pull a coup here at Bastard Factory Forum's by posting nudes of Murdock.

My PMs are boring.
I'm sure the fine folk (and X) of BF would much rather see yours.
The good, the bad, and the highly disturbing.

Especially the highly disturbing now I think about it.

Buncha weirdos.
 
Senile @jack says I am.

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you look like you hold a fork with a fist
 
Honestly, I care more about how I look on scans these days.

But red light therapy and korean beauty products are a must. I am preserving what I have so I can look like myself in the next 20 years and not need major work.
 
We tried on about 75 different outfits and that was the clear Winner!!!


Fashion has always been super important to me .
Seriously though, I have an outfit like that.
. I call it my summer pajamas, and of course never wear it out of doors.

...and where is that picture taken...outside the local library or grade school?
 
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Seriously though, I have an outfit like that.
. I call it my summer pajamas, and of course never wear it out of doors.

Seriously though, I do not care. I dress for comfort.

Guys who are really into fashion are typically openly gay or closeted.


...and where is that picture taken...outside the local library or grade school?

A "Community Centre".

It is a big outdoor event they have with tonnes of vendors and food trucks and activities. Right behind us is the beer patio where a micro brewery was serving beer.

We play there for 3 hours with only a few short breaks. We have played there every year for the past 4 or 5 years.
 
So I guess this song isn't one that would find its way into a set:

It might....

I am not going to say that professional musicians should not give a shit about fashion. I mean, they have a career to think about. They have to try to satisfy their fan base. Even pussified men who give a shit about fashion can buy records.

I am saying, though, that I care very little about fashion and when I am playing an event like that, I am more concerned with dressing to stay comfortable.

I am playing a big event this weekend with a full band. I am probably going to wear jeans and a t-shirt. Because that is what I will probably have on and it is comfortable.