An Assmasters Guide to the Backdoor

[Gary from Grindr]

#1 lubricant is a must, it is your best friend. I find applying it to both ppl makes it easier. 360 and I use imported coconut oil.
#2 Fellas DO NOT tell or say to us "just relax, don't clench, relax & it won't hurt"!! That actually makes it harder to do, we know what's about to happen & prepared with a flush kit the best I can....DO NOT KEEP TRYING TO SHOVE IN THERE WHEN HE'S SCREAMING OW OW OW OW & TRYING TO GET AWAY EITHER. DO NOT CHASE HIM.
#3 The worst is seriously the tip entry, from the head on will be a pleasurable pain but not like the initial pop in.
#4 Fellas you don't need to go balls deep @ 180mph.
#5 REMEMBER once you're doin anal DO NOT exit & go ass to mouth....NO NO NO, either start in the front & finish in the back or go wash your di k very well with soap & water first!

 

[Gary from Grindr]

@360 Did you remember to flush your colon for date night?

 

[BadBrad]

Flamboyant homosexuals like yourself put a shitty taste in a lot of people's mouth.

I understand the process of it all (because i'm also a faggot) but hearing someone spell it out just comes off as kinda gay and grosses me out.