An Ode to Maxifag...

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Please Lotusbutt forgive me,
I didn’t mean to be bad,
they all picked on me,
an...an...an I juss gott mad.


Nah maxipad that’s sad
I don’t like that kind of humour,
you don’t need to stoop to their level,
acting like some back-wood uneducated looner!

oh Lotusbutt yoo must understand,
they pushed me to the limit,
I kno that I’m sociolly awwwquid,
butt i had to make a stand.


Look at me I’m a teacher,
education is my tool,
I feel that I could’ve become a preacher,
but I’m just a big fish in a little pool.

I admire you Lotus butt,
sorry for acting lik a mutt


If you want my peach you have to squeeze her
But only after school,
I don’t want the black kids to tease ya..
I’m so horny...my fanny is beginning to drool.

Butt Lotusbutt I’m an Arab an I’m ghey
I only have a token-wife
An she make me pay and pay...


Well that’s no good to me you fool,
what am I to do on this wet stool?
Pass me that shiny red apple you faggot,
so I can shove it up my ass in the meantime,
you desert-dwelling maggot.

Oooooooo-hooooooooo.....I’m done....oooooooooo-hooooooooo...



(End of scene 1: maxifag’s lip begins to quiver as he slowly reaches around to stick his tear-stained finger up his own ass for comfort. Curtain quickly closes.)
 
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