Ask Flynn anything thread.

[Admin.]

Why do you believe me when I tell you that I love you, when you know I've been a liar all of my life?

 

[Flynn]

O hai Flerp,

Have you stopped referring to your various crack pipes as your 'children' yet?

A: I never have.

Q: Do you finally have a lower denture plate? Or does your mouth still look like a rusty bear trap?

 

[Flynn]

Whats your favorite STD and how many people did you infect? (Ballpark approx)

A: My favorite STD? Most definitely, Dovey. As to "how many people" were infected? Two that I know of.

 

[Flynn]

What kind of cheese best represents your personality?

A: Probably sharp Cheddar.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn:

Do you give your grandmother two cards on holidays and do you say hi to grandfather twice every time you see him?

A: No. I am not related to you.

 

[Flynn]

Have you stuck a pinkie finger into your urethra yet...you know, for kinky fun?

A: No. I have not.

Q: Why are you fucking stupid?

Oi...yoo don ask da questions ere on Ask Flynn Anything Thread thread!

Now...
Why don’t you put your pinkie finger in your urethra for kinky fun and then when lovers play with you, they can also stick their pinkie finger in your urethra and also their tip of their tongue, and you can murmer with French-like passion and delicacy, “ooo-la-la” ?

Q: Is there a question in there? Or is that more of your male bitching?

 

[Flynn]

Question for Flynn

Did it hurt when they grafted your brain to your testicles?

A: No. Because I still have my children.

 

[Flynn]

Hi guys!

In this thread only, I will attempt to answer questions in a truthful and serious manner, rather than just telling you to fuck off.

Why do you sniFF men dicks?

Why do you smell of butthole and Breakfall's brown rust smelling semen?

You don’t know much about the characteristics of Titanium do you young Flynnigan?

A: Fuck off mighty dork.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn when you were born and the doctor or livestock handler or whatever plopped you on your mom....did she scream or just say "isnt this supposed to go in the medical waste bucket"?

A: Even if that happened, I still have my children.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn... Do you recall sliding out of your mother's uterus face first into a toilet after the coat hanger got tired and not being able to breathe for 10 minutes?

Do you ever wonder if that event impacted your ability to become a competent adult?

A: I still have my children, "tho."

A.1: If that were true i'd still have my children who are taller than you.

 

[Flynn]

Why do you believe me when I tell you that I love you, when you know I've been a liar all of my life?

A: ???

Q: Can you shut the fuck up now?

 

[Adam Hitler]

What would your reaction be if by some miracle you met a female with an even bigger fivehead than yours?

Embrace her with open arms as your sister because you feel her pain?

Or scoff at her deformed cranium?

 

[rigor79]

Q: why do you stink like lemon outta yer ass?

 

[Flynn]

What would your reaction be if by some miracle you met a female with an even bigger fivehead than yours?

Embrace her with open arms as your sister because you feel her pain?

Or scoff at her deformed cranium?

A: So. If I met your sister, I would be very cordial.

 

[Flynn]

Q: why do you stink like lemon outta yer ass?

A: I swallowed a can of lemon scented Pledge.

Q: How many dicks can you put in your mouth at once?

 

[X]

What would your reaction be if by some miracle you met a female with an even bigger fivehead than yours?

Embrace her with open arms as your sister because you feel her pain?

Or scoff at her deformed cranium?

A: So. If I met your sister, I would be very cordial.

so much try ...
Does a whole piece of bologna fit on your forehead ?

 

[X]

Flynn did you pass the massive forehead thing to your kids ... fs I thought you was a good mom

 

[Flynn]

What would your reaction be if by some miracle you met a female with an even bigger fivehead than yours?

Embrace her with open arms as your sister because you feel her pain?

Or scoff at her deformed cranium?

A: So. If I met your sister, I would be very cordial.

so much try ...
Does a whole piece of bologna fit on your forehead ?

Does UncleDILF's foreskin taste like pork cracklings?

 

[rigor79]

Q: why do you stink like lemon outta yer ass?

A: I swallowed a can of lemon scented Pledge.

Q: How many dicks can you put in your mouth at once?

i don't eat people named dick .. only europeans at random as cannibal .. whatever comes my way ..

Q: how many dicks do you put into your mouth and don't say 3 cos i know better ..

 

[Flynn]

Q: why do you stink like lemon outta yer ass?

A: I swallowed a can of lemon scented Pledge.

Q: How many dicks can you put in your mouth at once?

i don't eat people named dick .. only europeans at random as cannibal .. whatever comes my way ..

Q: how many dicks do you put into your mouth and don't say 3 cos i know better ..

Q: I will rephrase my question. How many PENIS' have you had ejaculate in your mouth?

 

[rigor79]

Q: why do you stink like lemon outta yer ass?

A: I swallowed a can of lemon scented Pledge.

Q: How many dicks can you put in your mouth at once?

i don't eat people named dick .. only europeans at random as cannibal .. whatever comes my way ..

Q: how many dicks do you put into your mouth and don't say 3 cos i know better ..

Q: I will rephrase my question. How many PENIS' have you had ejaculate in your mouth?

A: none and i doubt i will ...

Q: and you?

 

[Flynn]

Q: why do you stink like lemon outta yer ass?

A: I swallowed a can of lemon scented Pledge.

Q: How many dicks can you put in your mouth at once?

i don't eat people named dick .. only europeans at random as cannibal .. whatever comes my way ..

Q: how many dicks do you put into your mouth and don't say 3 cos i know better ..

Q: I will rephrase my question. How many PENIS' have you had ejaculate in your mouth?

A: none and i doubt i will ...

Q: and you?

Q: Let me rephrase the question. How much do you charge to let 60-year-old men ejaculate in your anus?

 

[Flynn]

Imagine that. As soon as "dicks" and "mouths" are mentioned, here comes BEnzo racing down the hall, burning rubber in his wheelchair.

What a faggot.

Hey BEnzo, judging from your actions, it looks like you want to suck off X. Is that your new Johnny Storm?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Do you ever take a shit and when you wipe your ass the bog roll doesn't seem enough to get that hole clean?

 

[realgrimm]

Do you ever take a shit and when you wipe your ass the bog roll doesn't seem enough to get that hole clean?

wait for shift change this Flyns a flop

 

[Adam Hitler]

Do you ever take a shit and when you wipe your ass the bog roll doesn't seem enough to get that hole clean?

wait for shift change this Flyns a flop

Yeah there's a definite contrast in quality among the various employees at Flynn HQ.

 

[rigor79]

Q: why do you stink like lemon outta yer ass?

A: I swallowed a can of lemon scented Pledge.

Q: How many dicks can you put in your mouth at once?

i don't eat people named dick .. only europeans at random as cannibal .. whatever comes my way ..

Q: how many dicks do you put into your mouth and don't say 3 cos i know better ..

Q: I will rephrase my question. How many PENIS' have you had ejaculate in your mouth?

A: none and i doubt i will ...

Q: and you?

Q: Let me rephrase the question. How much do you charge to let 60-year-old men ejaculate in your anus?

A: no only females, i am struck by amazement that you always like to decover yourself ..

Q: how deep does your laptop fit up your ass?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Imagine that. As soon as "dicks" and "mouths" are mentioned, here comes BEnzo racing down the hall, burning rubber in his wheelchair.

What a faggot.

Hey BEnzo, judging from your actions, it looks like you want to suck off X. Is that your new Johnny Storm?

Rough night huh?

 

[Seamajor]

I’ve got a couple question for you Flynn.
1. How many lawn mowing accounts has Stubby got since moving to FloriDUH?
2. What happened to Doveys kids?

 

[rigor79]

have fun ..