Ask Flynn anything thread.

[X]

Has your azZ ever met a fiSt it didn't like ?

 

[realgrimm]

Whats your favorite STD and how many people did you infect? (Ballpark approx)

 

[realgrimm]

What kind of cheese best represents your personality?

 

[Breakfall]

Have you stuck a pinkie finger into your urethra yet...you know, for kinky fun?

 

[Flynn]

Hi guys!

In this thread only, I will attempt to answer questions in a truthful and serious manner, rather than just telling you to fuck off.

Why do you sniFF men dicks?

Why do you smell of butthole and Breakfall's brown rust smelling semen?

 

[Flynn]

How often does your husband cheat on you?

That's a good question.

A: As many times as your boyfriend has.

 

[Flynn]

Have you stuck a pinkie finger into your urethra yet...you know, for kinky fun?

A: No. I have not.

Q: Why are you fucking stupid?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

How many strains of herpes are you from being quarantined on another planet?

 

[Flynn]

How many strains of herpes are you from being quarantined on another planet?

A: Zero

Q: How come you're no taller than a 12 ounce Pepsi can?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Zero

I didn't ask you what was the probability on you becoming a normal human being you fucking gutter rat. I knew you were a long way off in that regard

 

[Flynn]

Zero

I didn't ask you what was the probability on you becoming a normal human being you fucking gutter rat. I knew you were a long way off in that regard

Yes. But, I still have my children, "tho."

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yes. But, I still have my children, "tho."

no one asked you if you swallow, hoe.

Sit down

 

[Flynn]

Yes. But, I still have my children, "tho."

no one asked you if you swallow, hoe.

Sit down

Even if I did. I still have my children, "tho."

If Dovey "swallowed" more often she would have less kids in foster care.

 

[realgrimm]

What kind of cheese best represents your personality?

 

[realgrimm]

Whats your favorite STD and how many people did you infect? (Ballpark approx)

 

[Adam Hitler]

O hai Flerp,

Have you stopped referring to your various crack pipes as your 'children' yet?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

*wishing she would get a parental instinct with a toothbrush and a wash cloth

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Flynn:

Do you give your grandmother two cards on holidays and do you say hi to grandfather twice every time you see him?

 

[Breakfall]

Have you stuck a pinkie finger into your urethra yet...you know, for kinky fun?

A: No. I have not.

Q: Why are you fucking stupid?

Oi...yoo don ask da questions ere on Ask Flynn Anything Thread thread!

Now...
Why don’t you put your pinkie finger in your urethra for kinky fun and then when lovers play with you, they can also stick their pinkie finger in your urethra and also their tip of their tongue, and you can murmer with French-like passion and delicacy, “ooo-la-la” ?

 

[Dove]

Yes. But, I still have my children, "tho."

no one asked you if you swallow, hoe.

Sit down

If Dovey "swallowed" more often

I swallowed with him, yanno. I do that for men I enjoy.

Emphasis on "men"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Question for Flynn

Did it hurt when they grafted your brain to your testicles?

 

[Breakfall]

Hi guys!

In this thread only, I will attempt to answer questions in a truthful and serious manner, rather than just telling you to fuck off.

Why do you sniFF men dicks?

Why do you smell of butthole and Breakfall's brown rust smelling semen?

You don’t know much about the characteristics of Titanium do you young Flynnigan?

 

[Dove]

Flynn when you were born and the doctor or livestock handler or whatever plopped you on your mom....did she scream or just say "isnt this supposed to go in the medical waste bucket"?

 

[Flynn]

Yes. But, I still have my children, "tho."

no one asked you if you swallow, hoe.

Sit down

If Dovey "swallowed" more often

I swallowed with him, yanno. I do that for men I enjoy.

Emphasis on "men"

Right. Which you denied for several weeks at SG before I caught you in THAT lie.

Become a better liar and you might get your children back.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Flynn... Do you recall sliding out of your mother's uterus face first into a toilet after the coat hanger got tired and not being able to breathe for 10 minutes?

Do you ever wonder if that event impacted your ability to become a competent adult?

 

[Flynn]

Yes. But, I still have my children, "tho."

no one asked you if you swallow, hoe.

Sit down

If Dovey "swallowed" more often

I swallowed with him, yanno. I do that for men I enjoy.

Emphasis on "men"

YOU ARE THE ONE that brought up the "mothering" insults. Nice try on trying to deflect the main point with your useless dribble.

Now it has come light that YOU started with these insults which negates all your sloppy claims of "they started it first," and my favorite from your man-bitch Biggie when he posted, "Dovey's fighting fire with fire." NOW. It has been PROVEN by YOUR own post that YOU started down this road of insults.

Even posters who feel bad for you even say that you're an idiot and that "can I find a plethora of other things to bang your head against." Yet. The crux of your defense was that we are all "psychos" because WE first brought up the "mothering insults."

You are nothing more than a fucking liar who can't even do that fucking right. A "mother" who can't even take care of her own children.

 

[Flynn]

And...I still have my children.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn... Do you recall sliding out of your mother's uterus face first into a toilet after the coat hanger got tired and not being able to breathe for 10 minutes?

Do you ever wonder if that event impacted your ability to become a competent adult?

Even in all THAT. I still have my children.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Flynn... Do you recall sliding out of your mother's uterus face first into a toilet after the coat hanger got tired and not being able to breathe for 10 minutes?

Do you ever wonder if that event impacted your ability to become a competent adult?

Even in all THAT. I still have my children.

How do you explain people with four grandparents to them?

 

[Flynn]

Flynn... Do you recall sliding out of your mother's uterus face first into a toilet after the coat hanger got tired and not being able to breathe for 10 minutes?

Do you ever wonder if that event impacted your ability to become a competent adult?

Even in all THAT. I still have my children.

How do you explain people with four grandparents to them?

At least they're here to "explain" to.