Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Swamp-Duck]

I dunno I’ve never measured it..


Do you like to hear recordings of your own voice ?

 

[Jeannie]

i dont mind it

when scissors go dull do u toss them or buy new ones?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Knife sharpener works on scissors..


How many email addresses do you have ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

18. I remember the password for 3 of them....

Chinese tonight?

 

[TheHaze]

No -

Can you swim 100 meters if you had to ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No..

If an aggressive cunting cat came running up hissing at your dog, would you kick it in the guts ?

 

[Seamajor]

No!

do you like kicking cats?

 

[TheHaze]

No- would push it away with my foot - ----

Would you make a pie with shit in it for some one you didn't like ?

 

[Seamajor]

Haze there are easier ways to get even.

Do you like pumpkin pie?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No!

do you like kicking cats?

Had to boot it over the wall , better than the dog getting it cos he was about to.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Haze there are easier ways to get even.

Do you like pumpkin pie?

No

Can you make a cake ?

 

[TheHaze]

Yes,a banana cake -

Do you like banana cake ?

 

[Seamajor]

yep

how about coconut cream pie?

 

[TheHaze]

Yes -

How do you feel about mix race marriage ?

 

[Heisenberg]

My 2nd ex is black, so I guess that means I'm ok with them.

Do you eat box?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Don’t like Preston too woggie...


How many of your bones have you broken in your life...

 

[Seamajor]

One.

whats your favorite beer

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bishops finger..


When you met your partners family for the first time, did it go well ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

no ...met them at their family reunion , my now wife just got legally separated from her ex of ten years. , moved upstate from where she was living ( 200 miles ) Her brother punched me in the gut , her sister told me she didn't want to know my name as I was a rebound with no long term plans. Her oldest brother asked what my intentions were. And I had to chat with her spooky dad he was a kin to Vito Corleone ffs. It gets worse but I'll leave this as is for now.

ever play mailbox baseball ?

 

[Seamajor]

Yeah, when I was 8

whats #1 on your list today?

 

[Heisenberg]

Deciding if I want to take a shit or at breakfast first.

Will your job still exist in the New World Order?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yep, always a place for a light fingered cunt..


Do you enjoy really hot weather ?

 

[TheHaze]

No -

Do you like to visit new places ?

 

[Seamajor]

I do, but not at the moment

which way is up?

 

[TheHaze]

Go get in your bath tub and blow a fart and watch the bubbles,they are going up !

Are you a good cook ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Never had complaints..


What’s the worst thing according to you that could happen to you ?

 

[Seamajor]

DT serving another term in office.

do you still need your blanky?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah so what....

When was the last time you looked at your arse in the mirror ?

 

[TheHaze]

If you mean my butt that would be last year after I fell in the garage -

How old were you the 1st time you had sex ?

 

[Heisenberg]

13 with one of the school sluts. She picked more cherries than Del Monte.

Is "Til death do us part" still valid in marriage vows?