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Jeannie

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i dont mind it

when scissors go dull do u toss them or buy new ones?
 

TheHaze

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No -

Can you swim 100 meters if you had to ?
 

TheHaze

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No- would push it away with my foot - ----

Would you make a pie with shit in it for some one you didn't like ?
 

TheHaze

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Yes,a banana cake -

Do you like banana cake ?
 

TheHaze

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Yes -

How do you feel about mix race marriage ?
 

Mr. Whipple

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no ...met them at their family reunion , my now wife just got legally separated from her ex of ten years. , moved upstate from where she was living ( 200 miles ) Her brother punched me in the gut , her sister told me she didn't want to know my name as I was a rebound with no long term plans. Her oldest brother asked what my intentions were. And I had to chat with her spooky dad he was a kin to Vito Corleone ffs. It gets worse but I'll leave this as is for now.

ever play mailbox baseball ?
 

Heisenberg

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Deciding if I want to take a shit or at breakfast first.

Will your job still exist in the New World Order?
 

TheHaze

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Go get in your bath tub and blow a fart and watch the bubbles,they are going up !

Are you a good cook ?
 
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Yeah so what....
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When was the last time you looked at your arse in the mirror ?
 

TheHaze

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If you mean my butt that would be last year after I fell in the garage -

How old were you the 1st time you had sex ?
 

Heisenberg

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13 with one of the school sluts. She picked more cherries than Del Monte.

Is "Til death do us part" still valid in marriage vows?