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Damaged Maven

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Two xanax make life wonderful. Two valium make my bed wonderful.

When is bedtime?
 

Stinkyfinger

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midnight - 2 am every night ..I take naps after work and cat naps during lunch at work ...


Do you REALLY 'lather, rinse and REPEAT ??
 

Damaged Maven

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You have to, or else your entire house will become toxic.

Is anything really obscure?
 

Jeannie

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cant answer, too obscure

whats the next great potato chip flavor?
 

Vile_Vixen

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Bacon cheeseburger


How many licks does it take to reach the center of the tootsie pop?
 

Jeannie

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more than a hundred cause i tried it once ^_^

do u sneak your food/drink into the movies or buy it there?
 

Jeannie

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give $2 for it :p

what do u get from the ice cream truck? i get soft vanilla w/rainbow sprinkles every time
 

Vile_Vixen

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Push pop


Do you like skinny men or meaty men?
 

Damaged Maven

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Your mum, but she's not all that new.

Ever had a Stiffler's mom?
 

TheHaze

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No but did my GF mom and got busted - - - - - - -

Have you ever called a take out food place and send food to someone else house for Ha Ha's ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah, I know it was pathetic lol.

Have you ever had a funeral brochure sent to someone? That works better than the food lol.
 

Seamajor

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Nada

Last time you pissed your pants?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Must have been about 3 years old, I’ve shat myself since though if that’s any consolation.

Ever surprised puked somewhere embarrassing?
 

TheHaze

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No and that's a fear I have- - - - - -

Ever piss out of a window like from 3 floors up on some one below ?
 

Damaged Maven

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Mardi Gras. Kind of a tradition. Giving and receiving. You wear it like beads.

Ever done Mardi Gras?
 

TheHaze

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Close but no cigar,was station at Ft Polk and got shipped out 2 weeks before Mardi Gras 65 - - - - - -

Have you ever seak into a drive in movie ?
 

Damaged Maven

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There was a drive-in in North Charleston, SC, mid 70's, that showed soft X, visible to the overpass on I forget the road. You could park and enjoy the glory until the cops ran you off.

Oops. Ever been to a hardcore, Paul Reubens kind of art house?
 
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