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Is your computer ready for Windows 11?

 

[Blurt]

Nope. No computer.

Would you walk around Harlem for an hour with a Confederate flag slung across your shoulder if you were paid $5,000?

 

[Jeannie]

sure, harlem is full of gentrified white pussies these days

have u ever been tear gassed?

 

[Seamajor]

No.

Ever murdered anyone?

 

[Frood]

They deserved it, so it wasn't murder.

Have you ever walked free in a foreign country and been encountered by 4-5 dudes at 3am and punked them out merely by clenching your fists and putting on a pair of sunglasses?

 

[Seamajor]

No

Ever consider rolling your own to save money?

 

[Frood]

Nah.... not since my early twenties when money was tight.


Do you think your indigenous neighbours will either string you up on a rope, blast a few rounds of 30/30 in your old carcass, or make you walk a plank 8 miles offshore?

 

[Seamajor]

Naw. They adore me here.

Are you sad, that you can deduct another 125 minutes from your life?

 

[LotusBud]

Naw. They adore me here.

Are you sad, that you can deduct another 125 minutes from your life?

Currently I am adding minutes, not deducting.

Are you an insomniac?

 

[Seamajor]

From time to time.

What’s your best remedy?

 

[Frood]

I'll live longer than you...

From time to time.

What’s your best remedy?

2-3 shots of whiskey, a big drink of water, then lay in the bed while looking at a slurry of lights from within the dark, trying to work out the order of the universe, and crazy shit I see... one frame at a time...


Have you ever canned your own fruit or vegetable?

 

[Seamajor]

Only prickly pear jam from a flowering cactus. Lots of work, but tasty.

Whats your worst habit?

 

[Murdy]

Only prickly pear jam from a flowering cactus. Lots of work, but tasty.

Whats your worst habit?

nail biter


surf Or turf?

 

[Seamajor]

Surf

Boots or sandals?

 

[Murdy]

Surf

Boots or sandals?

Sandals

Rain or shine?

 

[Blurt]

Shine in the city, rain on the trail.

Would you have sex with me?

 

[Seamajor]

No.

Do you have a hobby.

 

[Frood]

Yes, 4 of them, although one has been unused since all these stupid lockdowns started.

Have you ever helped a cow give birth to twins?

 

[Lily]

No.

Do you have a hobby.

Yes, several.

Are your parents still alive?

 

[Blurt]

Yes and no. Mother still alive, father died of COVID last summer.

Have you ever played the tourist in your own town/city?

 

[Lily]

Yes and no. Mother still alive, father died of COVID last summer.

Have you ever played the tourist in your own town/city?

Yes.

What is the most exotic locale that you have toured?

 

[Blurt]

The Taj Mahal in Agra, India. Twice.

Northern Raven or American Crow?

 

[Seamajor]

American Crow

Left handed or right?

 

[Blurt]

Ambidextrous.

Rembrandt or Pollock?

 

[Lily]

Ambidextrous.

Rembrandt or Pollock?

Both

Dali or Picasso?

 

[Seamajor]

Dali

Volkswagen or Saab

 

[Lily]

Dali

Volkswagen or Saab

Volkswagen

French or Italian cuisine?

 

[Frood]

.

 

[Frood]

Ambidextrous.

Rembrandt or Pollock?

Rembrandt


Would you rather impregnate a short squatty morbidly obese middle aged wetback shit for brain slob, or Olive Oil from Popeye?

 

[Lily]

Ambidextrous.

Rembrandt or Pollock?

Both

Dali or Picasso?

Dali

Would you rather impregnate a short squatty morbidly obese middle aged wetback shit for brain slob, or Olive Oil from Popeye?

I can't impregnate anyone, I'm a woman.

Are your a dumbass or a stupid ass?