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Seamajor

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I wanted to be a Priest.

God, Buda, or Rah?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Baphomet..


Who was the last person to call you and why ?
 

TheHaze

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My Doctor to ask how I am during at home- - - - -(he gets $150 for the call and most likey why he called)- - - - -

Do you like baking cakes and etc for friends ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah I do.


Do you cook much just for yourself ?
 

Scott

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Maybe half the time.

If you found a famous artifact laden with jewels and made of gold, i.e. the Holy Grail or Excalibur, but the government would just commandeer it as their own for nothing, would you pick the jewels out and melt it down for cash or just hand it over?
 

Swamp-Duck

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I’d keep it as an ornament,


You have to live as a woman like a tranny for a year for 2 million ?
 

TheHaze

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I have to much body hair to play a woman plus hemorrhoids - - - - - -

Would you sail around the world with seamajor ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Would he go round the world ? Didn’t know beach bums traveled...


If you could have one forum member over for dinner ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah, I think that’s happened to most people.


Would you tell your friend ?
 

Jeannie

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depends

did u ever eat before swimming and get a cramp?
 

Damaged Maven

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You're more likely to get a cramp if you don't eat.

Ever get a cramp when you're in coitus and can't pull out when she tells you to?
Hint : that's how daughters are born....
 

Swamp-Duck

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Can’t say that’s ever happened to me..


Do you ever let anyone else drive your car?
 

TheHaze

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Only when I am there -


Have you ever serve take out and say you made it ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Come ear ya little bastard..


If you formed your own metal band, what would you call it.
 

Scott

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Blacker Sabbath

What punishment implement did you dread the most? Even worse then dad's belt was the wooden mixing spoon from mom... shit, me and my sis heard that draw open we went from fightin', to hidin'