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Yes...but thankfully less than I can count on one hand my whole life and it was mostly due to a meat allergy virus that I contracted from a paralysis tick. I’ve never shat the bed before.

Have you ever shat the bed?
 

TheHaze

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Close but no cigar -

Do you play with yourself when you are in bed ?
 

RAVEN

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I have 3 dogs.. All over 12 years old.
How do you celebrate Christmas?
 

Seamajor

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In the Tropics it doesn’t really materialize

Will you celebrate Christmas at home?
 

RAVEN

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I normally have people over for Christmas.. although I'm not religious in any way. Nothing against it, tho.. Last sport was baseball.. love it!!

What do you consider your best talent? :)
 

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I am a master Electrician. I can surf pretty well for a 96 y.o.

Ever see the Northern Lights?
 

Jeannie

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idk, tired of buying costumes so maybe ill put on fishnets and stilletos and go as a slutty stewardess

how often do u go camping?
 

TheHaze

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Use go all the time when the kids were young and not so much now -

Ever have sex on a Jet Plane while in the air?
 

Jeannie

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5 mile club lol

if a zombie apocalypse wiped out 99% of everyone, do u think u would be a 1%r?
 

Jeannie

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common sense

aside from your slingshot, how would u fend off the zombies?
 

Seamajor

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Machetes and slingshots is all we’ve got. What’s worse they don’t cremate here.

Tomato juice, nay or nay?
 

RAVEN

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Cremated
Have you ever laughed at an inappropriate time or place? If so when/where?
 

TheHaze

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My fat ass ( 5' 6" @ 280 lbs ) sister in law sat in one of my lawn chairs and it broke and I couldn't stop laughing until I realize she hurt her self,that was about 3 years ago and she since then has put on another 40 lbs - - - - -

When is the last time you visit a Zoo and which Zoo was that - - - - - -
 

RAVEN

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bout 6 years ago the Detroit Zoo
What are your beliefs about marriage?
 

TheHaze

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Yes -

Do you think Joe and Hunter Biden are crooks ?
 

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Can't tell you .. don't trust you :) lololol
Do you like keeping fish as pets?