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For a prank once

Lactose intolerant?
No, however milk has animal enzymes that makes my poo runny. I am Alpha Gal intolerant.

Ever sucked the douche out of a vagina?
@Murdock lol. She was floating in a swimming pool and drew in water. Later when I had her on a deckchair and was sucking hard on her vagina, a douche-load came out and I was spluttering. I accidentally swallowed some douche water.

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The first time my daughter ever had a tummy ache and diarrhea she was crying on the toilet telling me “mommy, my poop is melting!”

Poor baby.

No to the unanswered vagina comment.

What’s for dinner?
 

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The first time my daughter ever had a tummy ache and diarrhea she was crying on the toilet telling me “mommy, my poop is melting!”

Poor baby.

No to the unanswered vagina comment.

What’s for dinner?
I haven’t decided yet as it’s only just past midday.

What is your destination wihen Covid laws are relaxed?
 

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for the kiddos, yes….. we are having chicken and veggies and then off to see Ghostbusters.

Going to mass tomorrow morning?
 

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Tranny, gay...same thing. Agree?

Ignorant people think so, but...

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Okay...so you enjoy dressing up as a woman, but still sexually attracted to women? Is that like a pseudo-lesbian or what? Fuuuuuuuuck???
Think Norman Bates. Blurt has created his own version of "Mother," which he utilizes during times of stress...
I’m trying to be non-judgemental here. It’s just a weird sexual kink. I wore pink panties for my girlfriend and her girlfriend once, but that was for them so they could take a Polaroid picture for a laugh and show it around. I was an exhibitionist...that was all.
 

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I’m trying to be non-judgemental here. It’s just a weird sexual kink. I wore pink panties for my girlfriend and her girlfriend once, but that was for them so they could take a Polaroid picture for a laugh and show it around. I was an exhibitionist...that was all.
I'm being serious. Blurt is heterosexual. He transforms into a female ("Mother") during certain times only, like Norman Bates. Norman Bates did this to deal with stress, and I'll assume Blurt does so for the same reason...
 

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I’m trying to be non-judgemental here. It’s just a weird sexual kink. I wore pink panties for my girlfriend and her girlfriend once, but that was for them so they could take a Polaroid picture for a laugh and show it around. I was an exhibitionist...that was all.
I'm being serious. Blurt is heterosexual. He transforms into a female ("Mother") during certain times only, like Norman Bates. Norman Bates did this to deal with stress, and I'll assume Blurt does so for the same reason...
Well damn...okay. Lol
 

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Lettuce get this thread back on track!

Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom, if nobody is around to see?
The thing is, I’m OCD. I was washing my hands and avoiding touching light switches before Covid prompted the entire world to lift their game.

Is it weird that I’m a hygienic freak, but when it comes to women and their holiest of holies, those principles fly right out the window?