Reflecting on my life, there's one particular event that often comes to mind, a moment where I wish I could hit the rewind button and approach things differently. It's a reminder of the complexity of human experience and the inevitability of mistakes along life's journey.
I accidentally tried to pay for groceries with my library card.
Yeah, apparently, my subconscious thinks I can pay for groceries with overdue fines. Cashier's face was priceless. She's like, "Sir, this isn't a library." And I'm just standing there like, "Well, I guess I'll take my kale and go write a novel about it."
Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?