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[TheHaze]

Meat -

Big tits or small ?

 

[realgrimm]

I like the jiggle but as long as they're real


Do you like to go camping

 

[Lily]

I do!

What's your favorite thing about camping?

 

[realgrimm]

Getting drunk by the fire


How many fit in your tent

 

[The Associate]

Don't have a tent, so a whopping nonety people.

What's the last physical item, of any value, that you stole?

 

[Seamajor]

A hubcap

What/who is your guiding light?

 

[X]

Nothing at the moment, I’m looking for a reason … inspirational radar on the blink lately

If you were on your way to work and stepped in a puddle and one foot got a soaker plus it’s very cold out do you continue on your way or go home and call in sick

 

[The Associate]

Nothing at the moment, I’m looking for a reason … inspirational radar on the blink lately

If you were on your way to work and stepped in a puddle and one foot got a soaker plus it’s very cold out do you continue on your way or go home and call in sick

You soldier on.

If your significant other wakes up all pissed off at you over something "you" did in the dream she was having, do you apologize for what the dream version of "you" did, even though you, in reality, have done nothing wrong?

 

[Lily]

You soldier on.

If your significant other wakes up all pissed off at you over something "you" did in the dream she was having, do you apologize for what the dream version of "you" did?

No. You ask her to make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

If you actually do something completely boneheaded to your significant other...what do you do?

 

[The Associate]

No. You ask her to make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

If you actually do something completely boneheaded to your significant other...what do you do?

You apologize and do all you can to make amends and self-correct so you don't do it again in the future.

If you had to choose between eating raw beef liver or eating deep-fried jackal semen, which would you choose?

 

[realgrimm]

Beef over semen


Do scabs deter you from masturbating

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fuck no that makes it better


Do you love niggers?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Depends on the nigger.

Do you take any psychotropic medications?

 

[The Associate]

Depends on the nigger.

Do you take any psychotropic medications?

I wouldn't describe them as 'medications'.

Did YOU expect the Spanish Inquisition?!

 

[Seamajor]

Some poor sap did.

Does the idea of God get in the way of everyday living?

 

[The Associate]

Some poor sap did.

Does the idea of God get in the way of everyday living?

Yes, particularly among Christians. "I'll pray for you" is exactly equal to, "I won't do shit, but best of luck with my imaginary friend!"

Would you rather piss on an electric fence or on a sleeping cat?

 

[Seamajor]

Fence. Cats are special.

When did you last swim in the Ocean?

 

[The Associate]

Fence. Cats are special.

When did you last swim in the Ocean?

When I was 8 and we visited Nye Beach.

Is it ever acceptable to run into a restaurant, jump up on an unoccupied table, shout, "PORK?!!" then run out of the building?

 

[Seamajor]

I’d pass on that

Do you eat out often?

 

[The Associate]

I’d pass on that

Do you eat out often?

Never more than once at the same restaurant!

What's the most unusual object you've ever struck someone with?

 

[Seamajor]

My penis

Are you non violent?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, I enjoy bitch slapping total strangers on the street.


Boxers or briefs?

 

[Seamajor]

Comando. Too bloody warm here.

Which brand of beer do you like?

 

[jack]

when I drank beer I liked a nearly frozen Heineken with a shot of vodka.

Do you enjoy gambling?

 

[Seamajor]

Not much any more. Craps and Blackjack.

Whats your favorite way to lose $?

 

[realgrimm]

Cannabis market , trying all the products..

Would you travel to Arctic or whatever and hunt for the Abominable Snowman if it was all expenses paid?

 

[The Associate]

Cannabis market , trying all the products..

Would you travel to Arctic or whatever and hunt for the Abominable Snowman if it was all expenses paid?

Sure. I mean, there isn't any abominable snowman, and how many people can say they've vacationed in Antarctica?

What's the closest you've ever come to dying (so far, muwhahahahahaha)

 

[jack]

Sure. I mean, there isn't any abominable snowman, and how many people can say they've vacationed in Antarctica?

What's the closest you've ever come to dying (so far, muwhahahahahaha)

when a car sideswiped me last summer on my bike.

Is it hotter in the spring, or in the country?

 

[The Associate]

Is it hotter in the spring, or in the country?

The spring, if it's a hot spring; or:

Nothin' can get hotter than a preacher's pent-up daughter.

Decade most missed?

 

[Seamajor]

The 70s. Discovery, enlightenment, music.

If ya had to leave, where would ya go?