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[skinofevil]

No worse than in a car, being visually impaired. Probably a good deal better than in a car, frankly.

If you were going to be executed but got to choose how they killed you, what would you choose?

EDIT: Fawck, Dageaux posted while I was writing my post.

 

[skinofevil]

Not as well as some, I do know how to ride, but I havent done it in years.

Have you ever seen your eminent death?

Yep, thankfully I was wrong.

(Same question as above; if they were gonna execute you, but you got to yada yada)

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Guillotine, I always wondered if the head lived for a few seconds, it would be a chance to find out.

Do you believe in the death penalty?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I do ...lethal injection seems to work the best

if you happened upon a private x-rated video of your current spouse ( before marriage ) would you watch it in it's entirety

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If it was before he had the honor of meeting me, then no, that’s his private shit.


If your gaff was on fire and you could only save 3 things ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

My three game systems.

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the ram in the ramalma ding dong?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

who was that man ? I'd like to shake his hand .... if you HAD to eat a road kill what delicious creature would you choose ?

 

[Blazor]

Poodles 'N' Noodles

Ever seen the Roadkill Cafe poster lol?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No lol, I suppose it’s better than wasting it.

What was the last thing you really laughed at.

 

[TheHaze]

Have you ever beat someone with something other than your fist ?

 

[skinofevil]

Big mofo came at me sideways in the parking lot of an apartment complex where I lived at the time. Slapped him around with a blackjack for a hot minute before he ran off.

Ever caught a girl with her tits out in a college dorm?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No I ain’t a nonce.

Think of the first BF member that pops in your head, now tell us what you would do if you strangely woke up naked in bed next to them ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Swamp Duck. Spank his ass.
What restaurant has the best cheeseburgers in your opinion?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

it's a local franchise known for it's mini dogs in a nice chili sauce , but they make an excellent no frills burger on a flat iron grill , american cheese , sauteed onions and ketchup on a fairly common bun ...but real friking GOOD

if you stumbled across a corpse in the woods and laying next to it was a bag of cash , a suicide note and a gun ....what would you do ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Make sure the note didn’t mention the cash, whip the cash and make an anonymous shout to the filth, can’t leave the poor sod laying there.

What would you do if you found out you was really a homuculus ?

 

[Scott]

Nothing, I'd still be who I am and if anyone didn't like it they can fuck off.

Would you pay $300 for the radio the professor used in Gilligan's island?

 

[TheHaze]

Never watch the show but if it was a ship to shore then yes- - - - - -

Would you eat your pet(cat,dog,horse etc)if there was nothing else ?

 

[Scott]

It would be for collection purposes, it was just a cheap AM/FM table radio prop featured on the show they got their news from and was powered by batteries the professor made from coconuts lol.

About the anImals, I don't know if I could even get it down if I tried and if someone in my family served it up I'd REALLY hope they lie to me about it. The pioneers would eat their horses when snowed in from blizzards and I imagine the bond there was pretty strong. Tough people, those western pioneers.

Same question.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'd have to be knock , knock , knocking on heavens door and have eaten every scrap of food like nourishment I could find and then MAYBE I'd eat my best friend ...THE CHIEF ...

would you ever consider donating a kidney to a person you do not know for 10 grand ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'd have to be knock , knock , knocking on heavens door and have eaten every scrap of food like nourishment I could find and then MAYBE I'd eat my best friend ...THE CHIEF ...

would you ever consider donating a kidney to a person you do not know for 10 grand ?

No way... Imagine a porn title for this picture

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Drowning in jizz.

Driving on the motorway why is there always a shoe ? Every time there’s always a shoe in the road somewhere, who are these witches leaving ritualistic shoes and what does it mean ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

It means people are fucking assholes and should leave us dirty panties to sniff and not dirty shoes!
Have you ever sniffed dirty panties??

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Not that I can remember lol.

Have you ever left skid marks in inappropriate places ?

 

[TheHaze]

Yes and on the computer chair when I though I only had to fart and got a surprise !

Would you drink water from a toilet bowl with a big ass log in it if that was the only water around ?

 

[skinofevil]

No. I'd sooner go the Bear Grylls route and drink my own piss.

Ever drank piss?

 

[TheHaze]

No and rather drink the toilet water- - - -

Ever had sex with someone much older than you,I once had sex with a 48 year old lady when I was a wee 18 and she said don't tell anybody- - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No.

Ever just met someone but feel like smacking them in the kisser but you don’t know why ?

 

[skinofevil]

Yes. Yes to TheHaze's question also, once banged a 58 year old woman when I was 24. In my defense, she looked like she was in her mid 30s at most. Lots of gym time for her as well as very nicely done fake titties.

Ever walk into a residence that was not your own by accident? (Probably much more likely for those living in flats than those living in actual houses.)

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah when I first lived here I put my key in the wrong house cos they all look the same ain’t done it since lol.

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[TheHaze]

Yeah when I first lived here I put my key in the wrong house cos they all look the same ain’t done it since lol.

You should pee on your door step and mark it like a dog does - - - - - -

Have you ever spy on someone while playing with yourself ?