Today, because I turned the Fleetwood Mac song "Second Hand News" into a mythical story about an ensorcelled King coming back from a nasty spell to reclaim his kingdom and It. Was. Awesome.
When's the last time you peed in your pants a little? (Come on, we've all done it.)
Well, one time it was a baby, just hit in the leg, so I pulled it out of the way so it wouldnt keep getting hit. Then it up and limped away. Had it been an adult, I wouldve humanely put it down, then took it home to eat :ChowDown:
strong enough to disable his Facebook account , hunt down every fucker that pissed him off make them apologize or throw battery acid in their face and not look back !
if your choice to live was eat a pound of fresh steaming old alcoholic womans shit or letting Iron Mike Tyson be your man for the night , what would it be ?