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What is your favorite food on Christmas? Desserts count lol.
 
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Do you send out X-mas cards ?
 
Today, because I turned the Fleetwood Mac song "Second Hand News" into a mythical story about an ensorcelled King coming back from a nasty spell to reclaim his kingdom and It. Was. Awesome.

When's the last time you peed in your pants a little? (Come on, we've all done it.)
 
A tiny tattoo of the skin of my forehead. OH HO HO HO HO

If you had to fuck a completely unattractive celebrity of the opposite sex for $50,000, which one would you choose?
 
Jeremy Kyle, so I could smother the cunt with a pillow.

If you found out you was stolen as a baby out of the pram by your mum, would you still talk to them ?
 
I don't talk to that bitch now. So I guess... couldn't hurt, right?

What would you do if you found out that, through some fluke of science, you were a member of a species other than human?
 
No action needed since I already know that- - - - - - -

What wound you do if you are driving down a road and come across a Deer that got hit by a car and laying there still alive- - - - - -- -
 
Well, one time it was a baby, just hit in the leg, so I pulled it out of the way so it wouldnt keep getting hit. Then it up and limped away. Had it been an adult, I wouldve humanely put it down, then took it home to eat :ChowDown:

Do you dance like no one is watching? :Welcome5:
 
strong enough to disable his Facebook account , hunt down every fucker that pissed him off make them apologize or throw battery acid in their face and not look back !
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if your choice to live was eat a pound of fresh steaming old alcoholic womans shit or letting Iron Mike Tyson be your man for the night , what would it be ?
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Yes # 13>>> came back to the world on Aug 13 which happen to be a Friday- - - - - -

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13 ?
 
I don't believe superstitions of any stripe. To quote Col. Stonehill from True Grit: "The world as it is is vexing enough."

Ever started a food fight?
 
I think all holidays are BS starting with X-mas !

Did you ever cheat on a test back in your school day's ?