I know a guy that's around 6'6" and looks just like shrek, except one eye is turned inwards, pointing at his nose. He's fucking huge, and not fat. His wife just bought him a pug. I stopped by on my bike a week or so ago, to see his new puppy. He opens the door, beer in one huge fucking hand, puppy tucked in his other arm. Both of them looking at me with one eye turned inward.
By the time I stopped laughing I was leaning on his porch railing, weak, wiping tears off my face. He was just standing there, beside his smiling wife now, grinning this huge grin, both him and the puppy still looking at me, with their eyes turned inward..Then I started up laughing again. I tell you, it was fucking hilarious!
When was the last time you lost your temper in a public place?
Another dog walker in the park has a son with downs, when he sees us he runs over excited, I saw two woman laughing at him, they wasn’t kids they was about 20, so I opened my mouth and destroyed their self esteem for the rest of their lives.
When your hungry, what’s the first thing you think of to eat ?
Captain Marvel. Nobody should see it. Ever. I actually walked out of the theater, puked on the ticket girl, and shit my pants in revulsion.. If you need to see the story, just to be up to date, I'd just watch a pirated video. Its that bad. REALLY BAD. DONT GO SEE IT.