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Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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You're more likely to get a cramp if you don't eat.

Ever get a cramp when you're in coitus and can't pull out when she tells you to?
Hint : that's how daughters are born....
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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Only when I am there -


Have you ever serve take out and say you made it ?
 

Scott

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Blacker Sabbath

What punishment implement did you dread the most? Even worse then dad's belt was the wooden mixing spoon from mom... shit, me and my sis heard that draw open we went from fightin', to hidin'
 

TheHaze

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spicy brown -

Would you ever let someone use your dead body for medical research ?
 
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No, already paid for my final place, going in a wicker basket and plant an oak on top for my rotting caucus to nourish, I’m going to wear all my antique jewellery so when the tree blows down in hundreds of years it will fuck up archaeologist of the future..


How will yours be ?
 

TheHaze

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My final plans have been in place for over 20 years and all paid for and my remains will be put in with my wife -

Who gets all your toys when you are gone ?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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A court room - on the witness stand - - - -


Do you pray ?
 

rigor79

missing siamese eyes.
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love you for saying that "pple who"
fave animal:flying squirrel (superman)

most meaningfull song in your life? (not your favorite song but meaningf)
 

rigor79

missing siamese eyes.
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i could, if not mentally ill..

could you wait for someone on the other side of the planet?

cool song, cool singer ... reminds me abt my parents ..
 

Jeannie

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depends. shrimp scampi, filet mignon.....sometimes a bag or doritos lol


do u think political votes should be anonymous?
 

Jeannie

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but what if the vote is on duck hunting? :LOL1:

yes but only if i was allowed to use a cattle prod as i see fit

do u need silence 2 sleep?