Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[The Associate]

Ya stumped me

Do you like your neighbors?

Fuck no! Why would I like people who would live near somebody like me?!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Because you're Mr. Congeniality.


Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[The Associate]

Because you're Mr. Congeniality.


Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Only once; he took out a restraining order afterward.

Who stole the soda pop?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Reggie Essent did the crime.


Exactly what the fuck is the rainbow connection?

 

[realgrimm]

its the connection part of Rainbow Parties

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Half tortilla, half peanut.


If the moon is made of cheese, then is it locally sourced?

 

[The Associate]

No, it comes from Canadia, where the Canadans live.

What would you realistically do for a Klondike Bar?

 

[Seamajor]

Not much

How about a Payday?

 

[realgrimm]

Never tried one seems like it contains an excessive amount of peanuts


What do you find offensive to the sight,smell,taste

 

[realgrimm]

Tuna


Have you ever played Hungry Hungry Hippos

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yes.


How would you describe your cankles?

 

[realgrimm]

Non existent


Do you analyze your shit papers after a fierce wiping and do you smell it?what's your favorite cheese , is it all about textures?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Thats more than one question. Disqualified.

 

[realgrimm]

Should more Muppets have super powers

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Maybe.


Is the burning sensation when you urinate finally gone?

 

[realgrimm]

Everything tastes like chicken.. Hella smelley .. and pain is pleasure under God..

How many variants of cheese have you tried

 

[realgrimm]

When was the last time you were on a roller-coaster

 

[realgrimm]

Who was your 4th grade math teacher

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I forgot her name, but she had big tits.


If its raining in Alaska, but snowing in Sweden, is that still called global warming?

 

[realgrimm]

I forgot her name, but she had big tits.


If its raining in Alaska, but snowing in Sweden, is that still called global warming?

Think about it if snow is God's dandruff, what would rain be..

If you've shit your pants how long ago was the last time and why do you think it happened..

If you haven't have you ever pissed in a pool

 

[Alticus]

Favorite pizza topping?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Pepperoni

If a tree fell in the woods, how many toothpicks can be made from it?

 

[realgrimm]

14 1/2

Has a bug ever crawled into your ear

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Nope.


If a bear doesn't shit in the woods, is it still ok to ask 'Does a bear shit in the woods?'.

 

[realgrimm]

Its actaully the only time you should ask that question, then throw it back in their face with facts..

Is granola in your regular diet

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Hell no.


How many times does Fergie say 'humps' in that dumbass Black Eyed Peas song?

 

[realgrimm]

They are luscious lady lumps so I should ask her to present them for inspection for educational purposes

If you dropped your cellphone in a fire would you reach in to get it

 

[realgrimm]

Count this

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, I like keeping my hand ready for spanking.


Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?

 

[realgrimm]

No, I like keeping my hand ready for spanking.


Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?

Adding to many inches from my dick penetrating a warm hole is detrimental to my satisfaction..

Peanut Butter, Chunky or Smooth