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[Frood]

Only in the nude.


Is it fair to call a hooker a whore and vice versa?

Yes, because sluts do it for orgasms, not immediate financial gain....

Is mouse red meat or white meat and what kind of wine should one serve with mouse?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Red and Merlot goes with the spiciness of the meat. Tastes a bit like dog.


If you found $250k in your roof cavity would you keep it or hand it in?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Blow it all hookers and booze.


If the motto is 'In God we trust', then is it safe to assume that 'In Satan we're willing to take a chance'?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

No cas its all a load of foof.

Can you swear in front of your mother?

 

[realgrimm]

Yes but I try not to


Why do elderly people eat lougies and play with the snot in their mouths

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I've told the bitch to go fuck herself plenty of times.


Do you dream in pastel colors?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Whats "colors"

Are you trying to write colours?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Maybe


Is it spelled labor or stupid ass minimum wage workers?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Maybe


Is it spelled labor or stupid ass minimum wage workers?

Oh, they are called New Zealanders.

Kill all indians?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Leave some alive. We need taxi drivers.


Boobies, tits, or bazongas?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Tits!!!




Who stole my frozen peas from the freezer?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Santa Claus did it.


Instead of bombing them off the face of earth, can we just bomb them enough to move them to the next town?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Santa Claus did it.


Instead of bombing them off the face of earth, can we just bomb them enough to move them to the next town?

Close all there dairys and they will leave on there own.

Where am I?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You're slightly to the right of here.


Did you beat up nerds in school?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're slightly to the right of here.


Did you beat up nerds in school?

No, but I did used to go to school with a loaded .22 rifle that I kept in my locker to go squirrel hunting after school and it never occurred to me that I could shoot the assholes I didn't like.

Does it suck worse being born a Hoosier or being a Cheesehead now?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yes


Does Illinois have to be such a shitty state?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Yes


Does Illinois have to be such a shitty state?

Yes.

Why do they put loads of air in a bag of potato chips?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yes.

Why do they put loads of air in a bag of potato chips?

Because putting in argon gas is illegal.

Why is it called a civil war when nobody is being civil to each other?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Because putting in argon gas is illegal.

Why is it called a civil war when nobody is being civil to each other?

Its a different word. They mean civil as in between civilians.

How long did you attend school for?

 

[The Associate]

Its a different word. They mean civil as in between civilians.

How long did you attend school for?

The whole time.

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

The whole time.

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

You did. Man you drink too much!

Should I move to Milton?

 

[The Associate]

You did. Man you drink too much!

Should I move to Milton?

Sure; just don't take his stapler.

Did you ever read a sentence fragment and then

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Sure; just don't take his stapler.

Did you ever read a sentence fragment and then

comment on it in a negative way?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Maybe


Who wrote the book of love?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Maybe


Who wrote the book of love?

Not my ex wife anyway.

Who wants to know?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Elvis


Did you forget to turn on your alarm clock?

 

[The Associate]

I don't have an alarm clock.

Are we there yet?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't have an alarm clock.

Are we there yet?

We will never get there.

How many licks does it take Adminge to get to the center of a chocolate Hobo?

 

[realgrimm]

Is this the Rolo butthole version it can vary

does your partner require lube to become moist

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Is this the Rolo butthole version it can vary

does your partner require lube to become moist

Dunno, when I asked her she told the teacher she wanted a new partner.

Should I move to Balclutha?