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[Seamajor]

Indiana Larry?

Do you golf?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Mark Twain said it best, "Golf is a good walk spoiled."


Is your handicap higher than your IQ?

 

[Seamajor]

I hate the game, so I don’t know.

Whats your hobby?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Excessive alcoholism


What time is it?

 

[Seamajor]

11:30

why do you care?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Because my dealer is running late.


Less filling or tastes great?

 

[Seamajor]

Never missed a Modelo

Pizza or a Taco?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

yes


Hardest liquor you ever drank?

 

[Seamajor]

Mescal

you?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

A shot of Everclear. My eyes spun for a minute.


Ginger or Mary Ann?

 

[Seamajor]

Neither

get serious Larry

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

whaaa?


Why so serious?

 

[Seamajor]

My personality is flawed

Do you eat Liver and onions?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Fuck no, that is gross.


Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes. First wife

Giving up yet?

 

[Jack]

I never give up.

Is it faster to go to new York or by train?

 

[realgrimm]

Suicides for quitters



Whats the first thing you do when you come into extra money

 

[Jack]

I wipe it off so it doesn't get sticky.

Is it 60 cups or 6 tea cups?

 

[Seamajor]

Throw it in my hole in the water

Who don’t you trust?

 

[realgrimm]

Jesus died for your sins


Do you care?

 

[Alticus]

Absolutely

Do you believe in the Devil?

 

[realgrimm]

Cant have one without the other, so no, its good and evil, right and wrong



Would you eat your family to survive?

 

[Seamajor]

Not even yours

What’s for Dinner

 

[Jack]

dont know yet

do you believe in angels and fairies?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Only demons.


Red pill or blue pill?

 

[realgrimm]

Yes


Chihuahua or Pitbull?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Yes again.


Did Prince Albert really live in a can?

 

[realgrimm]

strong to ⁸ the finish cuz he eats canned spinach

Do you stand strong with the teachings of the illuminati?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, because they owe me $50, the cheap bastards.


Why is it always the Jews' fault?

 

[realgrimm]

How many licks does it take?