No, BUT.. I was at the Toledo zoo watching the chimpanzees... One was sitting on the glass that curved over the viewer's head … There was a mother and daughter looking up and it  took a shit on the glass right over their heads.. HAHAHA.. Omfg.. It was so gross, but so funny the disgusted reaction of the mother and daughter.. I laughed about it all day.. (and still laugh about it)  this was years ago ..lol
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