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skinofevil

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No. Let the little fuckers make their own money, I say.

If you saw somebody throwing live kittens off a freeway overpass, would you intervene?
 
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I would well and truly intervene with both fists.

Do you think a chocolate spread and peanut butter sandwich is a good breakfast ?
 

Frood

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I have my own natural lube thanks.

If you made two million from an investment and you knew your local children’s hospital was in financial trouble, would you donate half ?

If they would donate half their children to my factory, I would consider the contract....

I would well and truly intervene with both fists.

Do you think a chocolate spread and peanut butter sandwich is a good breakfast ?

Does the CBA show extra productivity with it?

When you're fucking a non white girl, should she pay you for blowing your load in her baby maker?
 

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I guess ..
Do you ever post a question and wonder all day if it was really stupid
 

Mr. Whipple

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not really , I usually ask stupid questions at night , often blasted out of my head. When I wake up and see what damage I've done I just sit back and bask in the glory of my haters enjoyment.:SmokeBreak2: Have you ever been in a fight and tried to gouge your opponents eyes out ?
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Frood

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I got sucker punched in the nose once by a friend....so called friend.... it bled like a bitch.

So I rubbed my right fist in the blood, punched him hard as I could in the eye socket, and told him I was going to die from HIV a long time before he would but he should remember who took his life.

His eye was fucked up looking.... after I hit it. It went blood red almost instantly.
 
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I have my own natural lube thanks.

If you made two million from an investment and you knew your local children’s hospital was in financial trouble, would you donate half ?

If they would donate half their children to my factory, I would consider the contract....

I would well and truly intervene with both fists.

Do you think a chocolate spread and peanut butter sandwich is a good breakfast ?

Does the CBA show extra productivity with it?

When you're fucking a non white girl, should she pay you for blowing your load in her baby maker?

No, you should be ashamed of yourself for plunging your willy in a sheboon.
 

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Getting out of the military and getting married
Have you ever volunteered to feed the homeless/poor at xmas - thanksgiving time?
 

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Have you ever wondered wtf was going on ?
Yes all the time.... I'm normally the last one to know anything.. damn it :D
I'll ask this one more time...LOL.. .Have you ever volunteered to feed the homeless/poor at xmas - thanksgiving time?
 

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Have you ever volunteered to feed the homeless/poor at xmas - thanksgiving time?
This may sound bizarre , even some what cruel but around the holidays myself and two friends use to go to the cities homeless alcoholic sobering up station ( the tank ) with warm clothes that we got at goodwill during the year a bunch of sandwiches and whatever fruit we could afford , and a dozen or so bottles of Richards Wild Irish Rose wine (preferred by most street drinkers ) As the fellas would get discharged in the morning the first thing they wanted was to panhandle to get a bottle to stop the shakes. The tank only let them sleep it off as the police would round them up on cold nights and bring them in. So we had a van we parked out on the street we'd offer them some food and clothes and after they ate , we made them eat what we gave them , we gave them a bottle and sent them on their way. The trouble makers were invited as well as the needy , BUT we never took any crap. We had our reasons for doing this but now times are different and it's not practical any longer.
 

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Getting out of the military and getting married
Have you ever volunteered to feed the homeless/poor at xmas - thanksgiving time?
This may sound bizarre , even some what cruel but around the holidays myself and two friends use to go to the cities homeless alcoholic sobering up station ( the tank ) with warm clothes that we got at goodwill during the year a bunch of sandwiches and whatever fruit we could afford , and a dozen or so bottles of Richards Wild Irish Rose wine (preferred by most street drinkers ) As the fellas would get discharged in the morning the first thing they wanted was to panhandle to get a bottle to stop the shakes. The tank only let them sleep it off as the police would round them up on cold nights and bring them in. So we had a van we parked out on the street we'd offer them some food and clothes and after they ate , we made them eat what we gave them , we gave them a bottle and sent them on their way. The trouble makers were invited as well as the needy , BUT we never took any crap. We had our reasons for doing this but now times are different and it's not practical any longer.
You probably saved some lives with those bottles. Sever alcoholics can die from withdrawal.
 

TheHaze

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Yes

If you are getting ready to BBQ a steak and drop it on the ground would you clean it off and cook it anyways or give it to the Dog?
 

skinofevil

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Yes

If you are getting ready to BBQ a steak and drop it on the ground would you clean it off and cook it anyways or give it to the Dog?

Depends on the ground. Drop it on concrete? Wash it off and use it. Drop it on grass? Same answer, probably. Dirt/wood chip landscaping material? Nope, fuck it, 'mere Fido.

Would you stop and pick up a really unusually attractive female hitchhiker? Take your time with this one and really consider why an insanely hot woman would be hitchhiking in the first place.
 

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Yes, quite a few.

Could you kill your own food?
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If you are getting ready to BBQ a steak and drop it on the ground would you clean it off and cook it anyways or give it to the Dog?

Depends on the ground. Drop it on concrete? Wash it off and use it. Drop it on grass? Same answer, probably. Dirt/wood chip landscaping material? Nope, fuck it, 'mere Fido.

Would you stop and pick up a really unusually attractive female hitchhiker? Take your time with this one and really consider why an insanely hot woman would be hitchhiking in the first place.

I did it today, as a matter of fact. There are always housemaids sticking their thumbs up on my way to work. I live in a mid-size city and I drive a stretch of highway everyday to go to work in a small city, many of them live there.

Hot looking women hitchhiking here in Brazil mean two things - prostitutes or trannies.

What is the very earliest memory you have?
 

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Watching the first Poltergeist movie when it came out on tv so that was 1982, I would have been 4 years old.
Do you eat pork?
 

Blazor

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Im lactose intolerant.

Whats the one thing that makes you have to shit?
 

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Im lactose intolerant.

Whats the one thing that makes you have to shit?

If I haven't been to the bathroom at least once in that day, the moment I step into the woods

What's the closest to death you've ever been?
I got beaten to a pulp by local idiots, rivals if you like for being the only one that didn’t run... They got me good and snapped my arm at the elbow with a golf club, artery squirting n shit... I was scared for my life at the amount of blood I lost... shit! Here’s my two stab wounds from a kitchen knife attached to a psycho, no joke..
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Looks like two fahg burns... I feared for my life that time too...
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TheHaze

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Looking out the back window watching the trains go by,my Mother said I was about 2- - - - -

You ever hit a woman?
 
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Move house, this place is too big for me now. I’ve been shaping up to do it for about 6 years , wish I wasn’t such a lazy cunt.


Is there something you’ve been shaping up to do but never get round to it ?