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Blazor

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Is there something you’ve been shaping up to do but never get round to it ?

Yeah, enter the gym. I go for a run a couple times a week, but can't find the courage to do it.

As a foreigner, what is the image of Brazil that you have in your head?

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How about America lol?
 
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Blazor

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I think so! Some things make me horny, some give me energy, some makes me sleepy, some make my dreams crazy, its very possible!

Does any food/liquid make you horny?
 

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I never really paid that much attention.. Maybe I should start lol :QuietTime:
How much time to you spend getting ready to go out?.. (PLEASE ASS BOX ME!, shower, hair.. makeup. clothes etc.. )
 

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30 minutes lol.

When you go out, do you ever hit the dance floor? :IggyMcLulz:
 

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LOL NO WAY MAN ! I'm tall and nothing looks worse then some tall dude looking like a wounded Gazelle out on the dance floor .

What's the maximum amount of time one should rub a bumped shin or a stubbed toe ?
 

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33 seconds- - - - -

If you were lost in a jungle would you eat bugs to stay alive ?
 

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Yeppers... sure as shit would :)
Do you like fruit cake.. the kind they sell at Christmas? (looks like a brick of shit and weighs 30lbs)
 

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Yeppers... sure as shit would :)
Do you like fruit cake.. the kind they sell at Christmas? (looks like a brick of shit and weighs 30lbs)

To eat? No. As an improvised weapon? Not exactly ergonomic, but might be very effective nonetheless.

Ever fucked an ex after the two of you had already broke up?
 

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NOPE... Once it's over IT IS OVER.. NO turning back.. EVER :D

Have you ever had sex on the beach/sand... (not the drink ;)
 

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Nope, hell I've only been to the beach 3 times my whole life. I've had sex in a pool a few times though lol.

Favorite mixed drink?
 

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not really , too sweet and just not good .. I make a yum yum cake ... a recipe handed down in the family ... like a fruit cake minus the glaze and unidentifiable green chunks...All my lazy siblings pretend they can't make it like me even after I mailed them all the ingredients and the original recipie in our Moms handwriting... lol..although I improved it a tad ..my recipe , they ain't getting it :Welcome8:Do you like fruit cake.. the kind they sell at Christmas? (looks like a brick of shit and weighs 30lbs) IN ANSWER TO HELLS QUESTION :Grin3:
 

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not really , too sweet and just not good .. I make a yum yum cake ... a recipe handed down in the family ... like a fruit cake minus the glaze and unidentifiable green chunks...All my lazy siblings pretend they can't make it like me even after I mailed them all the ingredients and the original recipie in our Moms handwriting... lol..although I improved it a tad ..my recipe , they ain't getting it :Welcome8:Do you like fruit cake.. the kind they sell at Christmas? (looks like a brick of shit and weighs 30lbs) IN ANSWER TO HELLS QUESTION :Grin3:
oops !!!! the emoji finger was a MISTAKE ...SORRY
 

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I will eat it but not my 1st choice !

If you were in a 5 story house that was on fire and had no way to get out would you jump out of a window ?
 

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I will eat it but not my 1st choice !

If you were in a 5 story house that was on fire and had no way to get out would you jump out of a window ?

Yes, because you did not specify which floor I would be jumping out of :Grin3:

Current book you're reading?
 

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Survival Zero, by Mickey Spillane

Ever wanted to do something really crazy-random in a public place, like throw packages of toilet paper at passersby in a grocery store?
 

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When I was a teen I would put boogers on donuts in the super market

You ever want to have sex with a school teacher ?
 

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When I was a teen I would put boogers on donuts in the super market

You ever want to have sex with a school teacher ?
Yeah! Mrs Reid! My English teacher, I rubbed one out in class ha I walked home covered in my own baby butter...
What’s your biggest regret in life?
 

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Nope, but I've watched somebody do it. Shit stank. Smelled like what I'd imagine a tide pod would smell like if lit on fire.

Ever start a fight between two other people without them knowing it was really you who started it?
 

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No

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No; why waste the bullet on the stuff when it could be applied to so much greater effect on the user of the stuff?

Ever walk through a convenience store with one of those "roller grill" things for hot dogs (some convenience stores have them, like QuikTrip) and, fully willing and able to pay, take one of the items off it such as a taquito, egg roll, etc and just eat it as you walk through the store getting the rest of your purchase together?
 

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No, I am a white man.

Ever wanna stomp a negro?
a good time

Hell yes...years ago I worked up in Fort McMurray in the oil patch.One night I was having a good time at the Boomtown casino.. until I got kicked out..fucking assholes.
Anyway I walked to the liquor store just across the corner and called a cab.

Well this muslim Somalian cab driver shows up and he refused to give me a ride because I had a six pack with me.

Hey asswipe I don't give a fuck about your religion I just want a ride home...Long story short the next cab
driver was white and we each had a beer.:Cheers:

Ever had a VD?
 
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Reeses peanut butter cups! Snickers used to be my first but now it's a close second.

Within a family, why do the older siblings get more attention and respect than younger siblings from outsiders?