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Yes. Twice.

More like one-night stands, actually. The Powers That Be forbade the trysts upon discovery.

Do you consider yourself to be growing old gracefully?
 
No -

Have you ever hit a parked car and take off without leaving a note -
 
Beef ribs. Save the pork for grilled tenderloin medallions with a side of apple sauce.

Are you satisfied with who you are?
 
I need to find space for another industrial sized oven, 1 just isn't enough....

Where the hell is Jak/Swampduck?