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[Oliver Shagnasty]

Good question. Probably have them there to say goodbye. Not sure what a lorry is.

How would you describe your love life?

 

[realgrimm]

Dismal


what incident in your childhood was the incident that made you change from innocent and carefree to cautious

 

[TheHaze]

Falling 85 feet @ 11 years old- - - - -

Would you get in the back of my van for a free bag of candy ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

If it was chocolate yes.

Would you let Kate Upton poop in your mouth?

 

[Bastard Factory]

She's a pasty, plump joke. One in a million and I wouldnt fuck her with HELLFIRES dick.

What will finally break the internet?

 

[X]

Too many sticky keyboard buttons stuck on delete all at once

Same question drawin' a blank

 

[Mr. Whipple]

knifefelcher and his army of sensitive pony tail wearing religious crusaderes hacking in the Government mainframe ...and creating a Stepford World run by 14 year old basement dwelling acne plagued derps that finally got their DAY!!!!!!!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Have you ever had worms ?

 

[Perfectcrime]

Yeah and my mom took me to the vet to get rid of them and it sucked because turns out I needed rabies shots too.

Same question can't think of one right now.

 

[MasterBlaster]

No.

Have you ever had a roach crawl into your ear canal while you were sleeping?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No, don’t think I’ve slept anywhere where Roche’s are.

If you had to describe yourself in one sentence?

 

[TheHaze]

I am the best thing since slice bread !

You ever fart in a movie house ?

 

[Dageaux]

Yes, but I prefer farting in an elevator.

Ever see a rugby match live?

 

[MasterBlaster]

No

Ever seen a 'rassling match live?

 

[TheHaze]

No

Ever fight with a Kangaroo or a bull dyke ?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Several times

Ever asked someone a REALLY stupid question?

 

[TheHaze]

Several times

Ever asked someone a REALLY stupid question?

There is no such thing as a stupit question- - - -only a stupit answer !

Have you ever ride a Go Kart ?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Yes

Do you know proper grammar tense?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Nope i’am did do
It question to poster nexct

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It don’t matter.

Ever head something strange, like an explosion but there’s nothing on the news or anything but you know you heard it ?

 

[TheHaze]

It don’t matter.

Ever head something strange, like an explosion but there’s nothing on the news or anything but you know you heard it ?

Yeah heard foot step's up stairs in my house like the wife was walking across the room and when I went to check it out was nobody home,this was like a year after she died- - - - - - - -

Ever be blame for something you didn't do ?

 

[TheHaze]

Yes

Do you know proper grammar tense?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It don’t matter.

Ever head something strange, like an explosion but there’s nothing on the news or anything but you know you heard it ?

Yeah heard foot step's up stairs in my house like the wife was walking across the room and when I went to check it out was nobody home,this was like a year after she died- - - - - - - -

Ever be blame for something you didn't do ?

Don’t remind me, can’t blame them too much it was the sort of thing I would do, but I didn’t.

Would you live in a dump with no roof that smelled like a tramps underpants for a year and get a free house at the end of it.

 

[TheHaze]

NO

Ever throw your under wear away because you shit them ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Not lately, but yeah.

If you could go back in time and have one day of your childhood, what day would you choose ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Great question Swampy. Probably the Christmas that I got a PlayStation.

What was your most memorable Christmas and why?

 

[Perfectcrime]

When I was 2 my dad had gotten me a gocart...good times.

What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

 

[TheHaze]

Was walking down the street and checking out some girls waiting to catch the bus and walk right into a light pole- - - - - - -

Same question ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I was drunk one time on the phone with my friend talking about my boss and I was in a rage. I was outside my parents old house and thought I was alone but had no idea there were two teenage girls sitting on the porch about 20 feet away from me that my mom paid to clean the house. Well I was talking about fucking my boss up the ass and bending him over and spanking him ( cuz that's how I talk yes lol ). Anyway went on for at least 20 minutes and I looked up tilting my beer to empty it and there they sat looking scared to death. I was more than embarrassed to say the least lol.

Same question

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Oliver Shagnasty, post: Well I was talking about fucking my boss up the ass and bending him over and spanking him ( cuz that's how I talk yes lol ).

[/QUOTE]

So did you end up sticking your wee wee up your boss ass or did it happen the other way around- - - - - - -?

Ever have sex while on the job ?