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Only IF ! .. you stop eEting all the Halal pork meAT ! yoo filth

Smooth or Chunky ?
 
sure.
Do you enjoy a hobby that is stereotyped for the opposite sex? For example.. men knitting.
 
I sure didn't.. It was cold and rainy yesterday.. I stayed in. I don't mind that tho, as long as I'm not working :D
Have you ever paid for a background check on someone you know?
 
I was bitten by a feral cat.. And it hurt like hell.. Also had to take strong antibiotics for a week. Knew a girl that refused treatment after being bitten and lost her spleen because of it :/

Do you have a favorite singer?
 
Hmm? I'm really not a nut person lolol.. If I had to choose, I'd go with the pistachio ..
Can you ride a unicycle? hahaha..
 
I was bitten by a feral cat.. And it hurt like hell.. Also had to take strong antibiotics for a week. Knew a girl that refused treatment after being bitten and lost her spleen because of it :/

Do you have a favorite singer?

Ricky Martin! He has class, no scandals and made the best songs. I dedicate this song for you @RAVEN:


Would you rather be a fluffer on a BUTCH DIXON set or spend 1 hour with the criminal @Mr. Whipple and take risk getting STABBED by him with a frozen PRESSIE ?
 
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Lamborghini 2017 Huracan Arancio Borealis. Orange Pearl for $224,995. Under 15K miles. Still running strong! I get INSTA PUSSY when I put gas on it.

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Diet Coke or Water?
 
water, diet coke sucks. coke zero is good tho (for some reason coke sells two zero calorie colas, one that sucks and one that doesnt)

ever have 2 break into your own house after getting locked out?
 
Yeah, what a fiasco

Ever catch something on fire, and have to call the FD?

Yes, it was 2003. I was staying over at my GF that time. I PARA FUCKED her hard. She was nice. At that night she had candles in the bath room. After our long session we went str8 to bed. Then the alarm rang. Entire room was on smoke. FD came! It was embarrassing.

Would you spend 8 grand on a bum and change his life or spend it more on you for Prada, books and gas?