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Don't chew with your mouth open -
Don't fart at the dinner table -


Ever park at a handicap space without a HC plate ?
 
The people who govern their lives internally do. Those who require external governance don't.

If you could go back to being younger, what age would you choose? (Yes, with the brain you have now).
 
I get to answer Shamp's ignored question, along with his fresh one:

1. $600 (on a video game console)

2. Age 27, when my real life started.

Make your own salad or pre-mixed greens?
 
hahaha... no.. can't say that I have lol

Have you ever choked on food, bad enough that you were fighting to breathe? AND if so what?
 
Believe it or not, a very hot oversized chilli at a party whilst under the influence of drugs and alcohol. I nearly died and everyone was laughing...

Happy gas isn’t that jovial?
 
I've been pretty happy on it lol

Something antique you have in your possession that you would NEVER get rid of ..
 
90 miles - - - - - -

You ever take a shower with a pet ?
 
Olive oil, anchovies, whole Kalamata olives, fresh Parmesan shavings.

Can you ride (or have you ever ridden) a unicycle?
 
I love them all!

If a cashier gives you back the wrong change in your favor with extra money, do you give it back or keep it?
 
Why stop at fat camps? Why not take them to gas chambers?

Should stupid people be loaded up into cattle cars and transported to a deserted island?
 
When someone call's at dinner time -

Do you go shopping for food almost every day ?