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LOL.. believe or not.. out of ALL the great LZ songs to choose from.. I like this the best :) Makes me happy LOL If I remember correctly, this song is about a dog :p






Roughly, how many times have you been maliciously bulk downvoted here by someone with a sore ass ?

Few. Yeah a sore arse and a cheesy knob.


When was the last time you had a plan come together?
 

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On Wednesday and Thursday. All according to plan.

Anxious about anything
 

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I don’t suffer from any anxiety these days. At my age I’m more inclined to ponder my own mortality. It’s my generation that experiences a lot more deaths around them.

What always brings a smile to your face?
 
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Sheep’s bollocks, I’ve seen them in Turkish shop windows.


Do you think the old bill are lazy to pull you over and ask for documents when they’ve got a fancy computer in their pig van and could easily do a PNC check ?
 

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Yes- I'm pretty sure he does.

The last time you were in a car accident? Details please :)
 

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A semi Jack knifed and rear ended me, near the Liberia airport. The company paid to have my car fixed, and my attorney negotiated another $5000. To put in my pocket. Tico Justice.

Who don’t you trust
 

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NO ONE because people are SHIT!! :p

What did you do on your last date? (no need to tell me about fucking) but places you went, what you did ?
 

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Met her @ Las Brisas. She drank 4 Margaritas and a shot of Guaro. Called her a cab and left. I cannot stand drunks

Do you appreciate adult conversation?
 

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NO... I'll leave that to www-ana-sss-stazi_ya lol

The last time you pulled a practical joke on someone?.. What did you do and what was the reaction?
 
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My mate has MS. He’s in a wheelchair full time now, ( can’t believe we used to pogo together ) he’s got a sign on the back warning people he’s a bit deaf too. So I stuck a sign over said “kinky cripple sex £10 “ he wondered why so many weirdos kept smiling at him, phoned me the next day with “guess what, I make sixty quid yesterday” lol still dunno if he was joking.
 

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Nah.. I'll pass :p

The last restaurant you ate at.. where, what you had, would you recommend?
 

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2 Margaritas. 6 chicken taquitos, rice beans, etc. Yes, a good Mexican restaurant

Is there anything you’re self conscious about?
 
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No, I’m passed caring what people think of me.


Do you think nonces should be branded in the face so people know what they are ?
 

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I would say, it’s a matter of opinion.

Whats the best thing you can cook?
 

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Cioppino -

Do you like to peak at people when they don't know it?
 

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Yep... This is him thinking he's talking on the phone lmao O_o
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The last time you took a class of any sort. If you did, what was it for?
 

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Life couldn't be better <3

A hobby/skill you've always wanted to try, but never found the time to learn. Mine is welding :(