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LOL.. believe or not.. out of ALL the great LZ songs to choose from.. I like this the best :) Makes me happy LOL If I remember correctly, this song is about a dog :p






Roughly, how many times have you been maliciously bulk downvoted here by someone with a sore ass ?

Few. Yeah a sore arse and a cheesy knob.


When was the last time you had a plan come together?
 
I don’t suffer from any anxiety these days. At my age I’m more inclined to ponder my own mortality. It’s my generation that experiences a lot more deaths around them.

What always brings a smile to your face?
 
Sheep’s bollocks, I’ve seen them in Turkish shop windows.


Do you think the old bill are lazy to pull you over and ask for documents when they’ve got a fancy computer in their pig van and could easily do a PNC check ?
 
A semi Jack knifed and rear ended me, near the Liberia airport. The company paid to have my car fixed, and my attorney negotiated another $5000. To put in my pocket. Tico Justice.

Who don’t you trust
 
NO ONE because people are SHIT!! :p

What did you do on your last date? (no need to tell me about fucking) but places you went, what you did ?
 
Met her @ Las Brisas. She drank 4 Margaritas and a shot of Guaro. Called her a cab and left. I cannot stand drunks

Do you appreciate adult conversation?
 
NO... I'll leave that to www-ana-sss-stazi_ya lol

The last time you pulled a practical joke on someone?.. What did you do and what was the reaction?
 
My mate has MS. He’s in a wheelchair full time now, ( can’t believe we used to pogo together ) he’s got a sign on the back warning people he’s a bit deaf too. So I stuck a sign over said “kinky cripple sex £10 “ he wondered why so many weirdos kept smiling at him, phoned me the next day with “guess what, I make sixty quid yesterday” lol still dunno if he was joking.
 
Nah.. I'll pass :p

The last restaurant you ate at.. where, what you had, would you recommend?
 
Mi Pueblo
2 Margaritas. 6 chicken taquitos, rice beans, etc. Yes, a good Mexican restaurant

Is there anything you’re self conscious about?
 
Cioppino -

Do you like to peak at people when they don't know it?
 
Yep... This is him thinking he's talking on the phone lmao O_o
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The last time you took a class of any sort. If you did, what was it for?
 
Life couldn't be better <3

A hobby/skill you've always wanted to try, but never found the time to learn. Mine is welding :(