awww Reggie...

[Flynn]

Maybe Bland should just post fractals at this point in his "flaming career".

It's like a lot of wrasslers, all the drinking and drugs catch up with them and they end up at Comic Con trying to sign autographs for 25 dollars a pop but instead end up licking the photographs instead because they are barely functional at that point.

With you talking like that, you'll have Aryan flying in here on one of his stuffed wrestling dolls, calling you and the rest of us Communists, for not being interested in professional wrestling, like all full grown adult Nazi men.

 

[Lily]

Ummm, How can anyone take on Blandy in MY Tribute Thread when Blandy is the one too askeered to write anything in it?

How is talking fear?

Explain.

 

[Flynn]

Why don't you take him on directly? Here in this thread, though you weren't the target, you jumped at the bait.

Because no one knows what the fuck he's
saying.

The only reason you understand him is because you're a wetback pig that can talk with animals.

 

[Flynn]

Or windy ….

Right?!

Or rainy.

 

[Lily]

Because no one knows what the fuck he's
saying.

The only reason you understand him is because you're a wetback pig that can talk with animals.

Yeah, because a non-English speaker in America would understand someone from the UK better than an American would...

said the stupidest cunt ever.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

How is talking fear?

Explain.

It's a message board, dear. It is designed for users to WRITE messages to one another. I've been quite clear to Mr. Blandscape from the beginning of this engagement that if he wants to debate me on any issue, he has to write it down ON A MESSAGE BOARD and then I will respond.

I even asked him early on if he had been in a horrible distillery accident and had bandages on his hands that prevented him from using a keyboard, but apparently that is not the case.

He is a cowardly pussy who is a functional illiterate (-- I have seen his written poasts in the past --) who is clearly too frightened to face me on the textual field of battle.

But all the same, I will bask in the glow of yet another Tribute Thread dedicated to my everlasting cyber glory.

 

[Flynn]

Did you just challenge me as well?

You think I'm meat-shielding Reggie?

Lol...

...come now Blandy, you know me better than that. The only thing that needs meat-shielding is that awful, mind numbing voice you like torturing everyone with.

If only they had you for Desert Storm, the war in Iraq would have only lasted 12 hours. After blaring you talking to yourself over loud speakers on trucks driving through Iraq for 6 hours, every single Republican Guard would have surrendered or would have abandoned their posts. They would rather die or risk capture, than listen to you mumbling about challenging people to a flame match when your ass is 70-something years fucking old.

 

[Lily]

It's a message board, dear. It is designed for users to WRITE messages to one another. I've been quite clear to Mr. Blandscape from the beginning of this engagement that if he wants to debate me on any issue, he has to write it down ON A MESSAGE BOARD and then I will respond.

I even asked him early on if he had been in a horrible distillery accident and had bandages on his hands that prevented him from using a keyboard, but apparently that is not the case.

He is a cowardly pussy who is a functional illiterate (-- I have seen his written poasts in the past --) who is clearly to frightened to face me on the textual field of battle.

But all the same, I will bask in the glow of yet another Tribute Thread dedicated to my everlasting cyber glory.

You are making excuses to avoid debating.

It's as clear as the tolling of a bell.

 

[Flynn]

Yeah, because a non-English speaker in America would understand someone from the UK better than an American would...

said the stupidest cunt ever.

And you would?

You're just kissing his ass, so when the ancient fucker does get out of the ICU, he'll be on your "side," as you try to use him against the people who know what you really are. A very f-at snake in the grass.

 

[Lily]

And you would?

You're just kissing his ass, so when the ancient fucker does get out of the ICU, he'll be on your "side," as you try to use him against the people who know what you really are. A very f-at snake in the grass.

Fuck off idiot. I've gotten along with Blandscape since SG. I don't need an ally...until recently he showed up once a month, if that.

Go fuck yourself with a cactus, you prick.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You are making excuses to avoid debating.

It's as clear as the tolling of a bell.

I am making excuses to avoid debating on a message board that is designed for users to create textual messages to debate each other with?

OK.

When and where did Vacaroo voice clips become the standard for message board debates?

 

[Lily]

I am making excuses to avoid debating on a message board that is designed for users to create textual messages to debate each other with?

OK.

When and where did Vacaroo voice clips become the standard for message board debates?

Who cares?

You can listen and you can type. Or, you can be simple-minded, as is your wont, and make excuses and fling insults.
Sounds like a totally winning strategy to me.

 

[Flynn]

Fuck off idiot. I've gotten along with Blandscape since SG. I don't need an ally...until recently he showed up once a month, if that.

Go fuck yourself with a cactus, you prick.

So have I.

It's clear as day you're trying to butter him up, so he'll side with you on your quest to be Queen of the forums.

You're a whiny, backstabbing slug, that should have been stepped on a long time ago.

You always need and look for allies, which is why you left last time, because no one except me stood by you. I even went and got you and pretty much got you in back as a mod. Any thanks ever for any of that? Nope. None. Zilch. Nada.

That's who you are bovine with a voice box. I'm just such a vile person, I was the only person that believed and encouraged you on here, all my pm's to you are positive, even when you gave up P.I. You take and take and take, and expect to not give anything in return. You truly are a selfish person.

 

[Kirk]

Why don't you take him on directly? Here in this thread, though you weren't the target, you jumped at the bait.

We all did matches that lasted 7 days at TRF with blandscape, there was bland vs rancidmilko, bland vs caskur, bland vs KM, bland vs fredricka, bland vs twap, bland vs flea, bland vs sss, bland vs brent, blandscape vs sinister, bland vs ect ect, he lost basically all of them.

Plus how can you debate him when his audio's turn into dead links in 24 hours, I will have to call him up instead, flynn gave me his phone number.

 

[Lily]

So have I.

It's clear as day you're trying to butter him up, so he'll side with you on your quest to be Queen of the forums.

You're a whiny, backstabbing slug, that should have been stepped on a long time ago.

You always need and look for allies, which is why you left last time, because no one except me stood by you. I even went and got you and pretty much got you in back as a mod. Any thanks ever for any of that? Nope. None. Zilch. Nada.

That's who you are bovine with a voice box. I'm just such a vile person, I was the only person that believed and encouraged you on here, all my pm's to you are positive, even when you gave up P.I. You take and take and take, and expect to not give anything in return. You truly are a selfish person.

You are mental.

How does being friendly with Blandscape have anything to do with my status here? It doesn't.

You want to be a queen, have at it. I don't give a god damn fuck.

 

[Blandscape]

Did you just challenge me as well?

You think I'm meat-shielding Reggie?

Lol...

...come now Blandy, you know me better than that. The only thing that needs meat-shielding is that awful, mind numbing voice you like torturing everyone with.

If only they had you for Desert Storm, the war in Iraq would have only lasted 12 hours. After blaring you talking to yourself over loud speakers on trucks driving through Iraq for 6 hours, every single Republican Guard would have surrendered or would have abandoned their posts. They would rather die or risk capture, than listen to you mumbling about challenging people to a flame match when your ass is 70-something years fucking old.

 

[Lily]

We all did matches that lasted 7 days at TRF with blandscape, there was bland vs rancidmilko, bland vs caskur, bland vs KM, bland vs fredricka, bland vs twap, bland vs flea, bland vs sss, bland vs brent, blandscape vs sinister, bland vs ect ect, he lost basically all of them.

Plus how can you debate him when his audio's turn into dead links in 24 hours, I will have to call him up instead, flynn gave me his phone number.

Yeah, sounds totally objective.

Call him. I'd like to hear all about it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who cares?

You can listen and you can type. Or, you can be simple-minded, as is your wont, and make excuses and fling insults.
Sounds like a totally winning strategy to me.

Why is the onus on me to waste minutes of my valuable time trying to comprehend the unintelligible gruntings of an idiot on a Vacaroo recording who's too lazy to type out a message on a message board?

I can read the same message in a matter of seconds instead of stretching out my neck .......for ........ minutes on end ........ as........I..... listen ......for ... the ....next ..... slow ..... ponderous .... thought to drop from brainpan ...... to ... Blandy's shit filled mouth to mumble at his wall?

I'm supposed to cater to Blandy's little Vacaroo fetish because his fake accent makes you moist down there?

 

[Flynn]

will have to call him up instead, flynn gave me his phone number.

I got it from BF, who got it from Lily, who got it from Murdy, who got it from her Weight Watchers coach, who got it from the cawk in Admin's mouth.

 

[Flynn]

You are mental.

How does being friendly with Blandscape have anything to do with my status here? It doesn't.

You want to be a queen, have at it. I don't give a god damn fuck.

The way you jumped into his coffin with him tells me everything.

You've done this with me, Dove, Flea, jack, X, Alticus, etc...c'mon you've been playing this same episode for years. You're just soo used to it, you can't see past your Jupiter sized bubble that surrounds your Orca like body.

 

[Lily]

Why is the onus on me to waste minutes of my valuable time trying to comprehend the unintelligible gruntings of an idiot on a Vacaroo recording who's too lazy to type out a message on a message board?

I can read the same message in a matter of seconds instead of stretching out my neck .......for ........ minutes on end ........ as........I..... listen ......for ... the ....next ..... slow ..... ponderous .... thought to drop from brainpan ...... to ... Blandy's shit filled mouth to mumble at his wall?

I'm supposed to cater to Blandy's little Vacaroo fetish because his fake accent makes you moist down there?

A typed 10 minute post would be a very long scroll bomb. Do what you want, but you're not very convincing.

 

[Lily]

The way you jumped into his coffin with him tells me everything.

You've done this with me, Dove, Flea, jack, X, Alticus, etc...c'mon you've been playing this same episode for years. You're just soo used to it, you can't see past your Jupiter sized bubble that surrounds your Orca like body.

I am friendly with people that are friendly with me. I don't know why that bothers you, but clearly it does.

That's a you problem.

eta: That comment about Queen of the Forums is very revealing. Damn pathetic. You want to be queen of an obscure forum. lololol

 

[Neil B. Formi]

Let me take a crack at this.

"Ah ope Ahckn make masael pear-fucktleh undarstewd?"

Spit out the mouthful of oatmeal. And the ball bearings. That'll help.

EDIT: Recording your bleatings into something other than a cassette player from 1982 would go a long way, as well.

 

[Flynn]

Sorry to break this to you pops, no one is afraid of you. In fact you're the only person I know that can post one 90,000,000 word essay on why your ass is dry, and have everyone who looked at it for a half-second fall unconscious.

You have got to be joking. Facing you would be like arm wrestling one of jack's labia lips, it just wouldn't be a fair match. With you only having half a brain that seems to only work on Fridays, I think you should try a warm up match first against a tennis ball.

 

[Blandscape]

So have I.

It's clear as day you're trying to butter him up, so he'll side with you on your quest to be Queen of the forums.

You're a whiny, backstabbing slug, that should have been stepped on a long time ago.

You always need and look for allies, which is why you left last time, because no one except me stood by you. I even went and got you and pretty much got you in back as a mod. Any thanks ever for any of that? Nope. None. Zilch. Nada.

That's who you are bovine with a voice box. I'm just such a vile person, I was the only person that believed and encouraged you on here, all my pm's to you are positive, even when you gave up P.I. You take and take and take, and expect to not give anything in return. You truly are a selfish person.

 

[Flynn]

I am friendly with people that are friendly with me. I don't know why that bothers you, but clearly it does.

That's a you problem.

eta: That comment about Queen of the Forums is very revealing. Damn pathetic. You want to be queen of an obscure forum. lololol

You're not about friendly.

What you're about is protection, allies, and special favors. You've always been about that. It especially shows in our correspondence in pm's. Those pm's show exactly who and what you are. You use people and then you get used, and well here we are.

Only someone who wants to be the Queen would do the shit you've done. You helped a forum owner dox another former poster. Why? For favors, that's why. You've always played this cheap transparent game. Everyone knows.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

We all did matches that lasted 7 days at TRF with blandscape, there was bland vs rancidmilko, bland vs caskur, bland vs KM, bland vs fredricka, bland vs twap, bland vs flea, bland vs sss, bland vs brent, blandscape vs sinister, bland vs ect ect, he lost basically all of them.

Plus how can you debate him when his audio's turn into dead links in 24 hours, I will have to call him up instead, flynn gave me his phone number.

Bwa HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Bra1n banned me two or three times for "running in" to those stupid little Flaming Matches. They were so easy to mock, ridicule and fuck up.

Ahhh! The days of Trolling Flametards. Those were the best.

 

[Kirk]

All I could understand is blandscape keeps repeating that no one can take him on because he is some vocaroo super villian with the power to speak 10 minutes of incomprehensible Esperanto

He also said me, cw and sum cunt were all sitting in a room playing charades while also pm'ing him 3000 pm's at BF a few years ago.

quoting Mr Pickles

It seems the longer bleh goes the more he starts shitting himself. And does every scott who comes across a dead horse in the road just start beating him like it was their cultural duty? I felt that bleh was just dragging shit out and hoping to put everyone to sleep so he could slip out the back and eat haggis.

 

[Blandscape]